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My husband is vain

My husband is vain
How does this profile picture make me look? Would you like to know how vain my husband is? He is probably the epitome of ridiculousness. It’s bad enough his hair has to be perfectly gelled and he tucks his shirt into his gym pants (which makes him resemble some sort of Russian gymnastics teacher) but... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 26, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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Successful women can't find love--I say Bullsh*t

Successful women can't find love--I say Bullsh*t
Yep, just throw his heart in the trash. You’ve got more important work to do! If you are a woman in your mid-twenties (or older) and have a successful career…forget about finding love. You’re doomed! Now before you get all angry with me, that’s just the general consensus I’ve gathered from my Facebook feed this... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 20, 2011 at 3:52 pm
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Facebook knows when you'll break up

Facebook knows when you'll break up
  Facebook says you’re gonna get dumped soon. The holidays are just around the corner which probably means you’re going to get dumped. According to a new graph that’s charting breakups, the weeks leading up to Christmas are prime time for breaking hearts. That leaves just a few weeks left to cuddle up to your soon-... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 4, 2010 at 12:31 pm
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10 ways to deal with being defriended on Facebook

  So you’re scrolling through your friend list on Facebook and notice that the number has gone down. Wait, didn’t you start the day with 676 friends? Now, you are left with a measly 666 internet buddies. Not only is that a satanic number, but also…you’ve been ‘defriended’. Or is it ‘unfriended’. Either way… OUCH... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
August 6, 2010 at 8:59 am
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Is it OK to be Facebook friends with your EX?

Is it OK to be Facebook friends with your EX?
Do you think it’s OK to be Facebook friends with your EX? Facebook stalking the EX, are ya now? I’m not just talking clicking the Accept Friendship button, I mean like full blown commenting on one another’s statuses, looking at pictures and even the occasional Facebook chat. I mean, where do we draw the line... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 30, 2010 at 11:02 pm
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Texting during sex and other inappropriate places

10% of people under the age of 25 think it’s OK to text during sex; that’s according to an article I stumbled upon. I am trying to think if I have ever texted while knocking boots…that answer O-M-G NO! It would be pretty obvious if I got up during sex or rolled over to grab my... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 7, 2010 at 2:01 pm
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Don't Photoshop your Facebook Pics

Don’t you just hate people that trick you into thinking they are way hotter than they really are? People, stop photoshopping your Facebook pictures. We are on to you. And it’s not just me that is noticing. Turns out if you photoshop your picture, you might as well flush your dating life down the toilet... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 14, 2010 at 1:46 pm
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Facebook Fornicating

You know what’s weird? Being friends with your mom on Facebook. You know what’s even weirder? Putting up pictures of you and your boyfriend kissing in bed together for her to see. Call me old fashioned, but I barely feel comfortable letting my husband kiss or touch me in front of my family, let alone... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 3, 2010 at 11:22 am
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