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Posts tagged "drunk"

Buying Condoms Can Be Awkward

Buying Condoms Can Be Awkward
In the Liquor Aisle… I was slaving away In the Liquor Aisle today, when a middle aged gentleman who frequents the store approached the checkout line with several items. The purchase didn’t seem to be anything out of the ordinary; a few freshly baked buns, a salad from the deli, some sausage and some beer... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 1, 2011 at 5:44 pm
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Apparently I'm Prejudiced

In the Liquor Aisle… This week I was called prejudiced by one of my customers in the Liquor aisle.It pissed me off. Not because I am prejudiced, but because his use of the word infuriated me beyond belief. Here’s how it went down. I’m standing behind the counter with a female co-worker when a gentleman... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 6, 2011 at 11:43 am
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The Fun drunk couple

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Husband and I went out dancing Saturday night. We went to this super Euro club on Belmont and Central. It was jam packed of pretty Polish girls and really creepy old men. And this one Indian guy with long dark hair that was twirling around as if there was a giant snake in his pants. Oh, and my entire... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 7, 2010 at 8:11 pm
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Milk dud of the week: customers who pay with change

One of the most annoying things I have encountered during my time as a liquor associate is customers who pay with change.  I’m not talking about a quarter here or a penny there, I’m talking about big buckets full of change that they dump on the counter and demand that I count. F yourself and... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 14, 2010 at 4:37 pm
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Different types of drunk

April is Alcohol Awareness month. That’s according to the ILCC news, aka the Illinois Liquor Control Commission newsletter which my dad made me read today. And in honor of all the liquored up ladies and boozed up boys, I would like to discuss the different types of drunk faces we wear while knocking back shots... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 6, 2010 at 3:53 pm
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In the Liquor Aisle

I recently started working at a liquor store. No, I didn’t get laid off or quit Television…I am just helping my dad at his store. Yes that’s right, my Polish family owns a liquor store. Stereotype? Perhaps. Awesome? You bet. Now, the establishment doesn’t only sell liquor (insert shameless plug here) we have delicious baked... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 8, 2010 at 4:20 pm
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