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Posts tagged "chicagonow"

My Last Post

My Last Post
A few weeks back I posed a question: why can’t the Husband change his last name? Turns out, one of my readers (a dude) did actually change his last name for his bride. Here’s his story (names have been changed so you shits don’t stalk him). Here’s how it happened. Anne Tag and I (Matt... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 3, 2012 at 6:01 am
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Milk Dud of the Week

Milk Dud of the Week
It seems like every week there is some eeediot that does something to piss me off. SO I’ve decided to do a new weekly video segment highlighting some of the morons that I encounter. I now bring to you the very first installment of Milk Dud of the Week. Yep, that pretty much sums up... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm
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What to do when your man is away

What to do when your man is away
Lonely without your lover? So my husband has been gone on vacation for about...hmm…2.5 days now. And I miss him. How big of a loser am I. When I found out about his departure I was telling one of my good friends that I was SO excited for him to leave so I could have... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 30, 2010 at 7:38 am
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Why you don't need a man

You don’t need a man for pleasure. At least that’s what my mom tells me. Mama Milk once instructed me that if I want sexual pleasure, I shouldn’t have to rely on a man to get it. Jenny, you don’t need a man to please you. If you want an orgasm, you can do it... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 17, 2010 at 12:19 pm
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Most Expensive Alcohol

The price we pay to get inebriated. Today I found our priciest alcohol at the liquor store. It costs $599.99 (we have two of them if you’re interested). It got me thinking…how much are people willing to pay to get intoxicated? For more details on the most expensive alcohol check out the link. Happy Drinking... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 16, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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Smells like roses

We all want to know what true happiness feels like, right? Well something tells me these Polish Magazines are advocating something a little, can we say….”out there” in order to achieve utter bliss... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 15, 2010 at 5:59 pm
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How fairy tales really end

We all want a fairy tale life. Don’t we? Maybe you’ll change your mind after finding out how most fairy tales really end. Check out these amazing Fallen Princesses. And if you love those pictures, check out one of my favorite artists and one of her greatest songs. JENNYMILK... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 12, 2010 at 5:03 pm
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Conan in Chicago

The love of my life Conan O’Brien is coming to Chicago. And I am going to see him. Unless you are some sort of hermit or a Jay Leno lover (aka the devil) you should know that ousted Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien is going on a 30 city theater tour starting April 12th. Coco makes... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 11, 2010 at 12:45 pm
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Holy Bad Economy, Batman!

You know the economy sucks major butt when you take off your shoes and find this… Hey there, Economy! Yep. No money for new socks (and no, those are not my big ol’ man feet).JENNYMILK... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 9, 2010 at 7:29 pm
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Lucky at the Liquor Store

I don’t get it. How are some people born so lucky? I worked a total of eight hours today at the liquor store and in that time frame, one woman won at least $400 off instant tickets. How? Why? …..and why not me? I guess some people are born with the lucky gene. They play... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 9, 2010 at 6:53 pm
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