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My Last Post

My Last Post
A few weeks back I posed a question: why can’t the Husband change his last name? Turns out, one of my readers (a dude) did actually change his last name for his bride. Here’s his story (names have been changed so you shits don’t stalk him). Here’s how it happened. Anne Tag and I (Matt... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 3, 2012 at 6:01 am
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10 Signs you're a grownup

10 Signs you're a grownup
Today it really hit me that I was a grownup. I had to fill out my beneficiary forms. I didn’t even know I was paying for life insurance…what?! Not only did I have to decide who would get my money or lack thereof if I died tragically in a car accident after fleeing from a serial killer... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 5, 2010 at 1:21 pm
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Forwards from mom: When I grow up...

It’s time for another edition of Forwards from Mom. A special segment where I share with you some of the kooky emails mama milk sends me. When asked to draw a picture of what her mommy does for a living, a first grade girl handed in the picture below… After it was “graded” and the... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 27, 2010 at 6:07 pm
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How to pick a wedgie

When is the right time to pick it? You know, a wedgie. The horribly uncomfortable feeling knowing that a handful of people are about to witness your hand sneak down into your pants in order to pull something out of your fleshy crevice. We’ve all been there. Well, at least I have. Just the other... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 18, 2010 at 9:48 am
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