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Posts tagged "celebs"

12 Most ripped female celebrities

SO, Im trying to “tone up” or whatever for my upcoming trip to Mexico. Because let’s face it, no one wants to see your (my) flabby as$ at the beach. But here’s the thing, I want to tone my body, not get ripped. What’s the difference you ask? A bottle of steroids and a penis. I... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
August 3, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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11 Ugly celebrity feet

All my life I have tried to pay attention to the little things. But as I get older, things such as shaving my armpits and buffing my feet seem to slip away from me. And with summer going full force, I am sometimes stuck with ugly feet. But Thank the Lord not as ugly as... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 27, 2010 at 4:00 pm
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Celebs with too many kids

Happy Birthday Birth Control! Cheers to the pill that regulates a woman’s time of the month and sometimes makes her go bat shit crazy. Cheers to the pill that prevents unwanted pregnancies and puts men at ease. In honor of the 50th anniversary of the birth control pill, let’s take a look at the Celebs (I use this term... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 23, 2010 at 11:37 am
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Different types of drunk

April is Alcohol Awareness month. That’s according to the ILCC news, aka the Illinois Liquor Control Commission newsletter which my dad made me read today. And in honor of all the liquored up ladies and boozed up boys, I would like to discuss the different types of drunk faces we wear while knocking back shots... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 6, 2010 at 3:53 pm
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When Beauty Dates the Beast

It’s a tale as old as time; when beauty falls in love with the beast. Beauty and the Beast Seeing this fairytale classic at the Cadillac Palace theatre last night made me realize, this is no fairytale at all…at least not for the women involved. Let me ask you this: how in the world is it... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 25, 2010 at 8:50 am
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How to pick a wedgie

When is the right time to pick it? You know, a wedgie. The horribly uncomfortable feeling knowing that a handful of people are about to witness your hand sneak down into your pants in order to pull something out of your fleshy crevice. We’ve all been there. Well, at least I have. Just the other... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 18, 2010 at 9:48 am
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Don't Photoshop your Facebook Pics

Don’t you just hate people that trick you into thinking they are way hotter than they really are? People, stop photoshopping your Facebook pictures. We are on to you. And it’s not just me that is noticing. Turns out if you photoshop your picture, you might as well flush your dating life down the toilet... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 14, 2010 at 1:46 pm
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Real or Fake?

It’s Friday!! And while for most of you this means planning your fun (and drunk) night out….for me it means, getting ready to start my work week…and of course…. playing REAL or FAKE! I would consider myself a pretty good judge at breasts. Why? Because I love them. Let’s Play! and Yes, I had to... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 26, 2010 at 9:18 am
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