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Posts tagged "celebrities"

Does Elin deserve Tiger's money?

  Courtesy: People Magazine   The former Mrs. Tiger Woods is finally speaking publicly after her nasty divorce from pro golfer Tiger Woods. AKA douche meister. Elin Nordegren talked exclusively with People Magazine and tells them she is feeling “stronger than ever”. Good, because after dealing with a homewrecker like Tiger she finally deserves some peace... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
August 25, 2010 at 9:11 am
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Fighting the frontal wedgie

Urban Dictionary: Frontal Wedgie When a woman’s undies get trapped on one side of the folds of her quiddy-quaddy. Example: I’m never wearing those underwear again. They give me a frontal wedgie. You ever get a frontal wedgie that just won’t go away? That happened to me the other day. I was wearing a tight... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
August 19, 2010 at 4:04 pm
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12 Most ripped female celebrities

SO, Im trying to “tone up” or whatever for my upcoming trip to Mexico. Because let’s face it, no one wants to see your (my) flabby as$ at the beach. But here’s the thing, I want to tone my body, not get ripped. What’s the difference you ask? A bottle of steroids and a penis. I... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
August 3, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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11 Ugly celebrity feet

All my life I have tried to pay attention to the little things. But as I get older, things such as shaving my armpits and buffing my feet seem to slip away from me. And with summer going full force, I am sometimes stuck with ugly feet. But Thank the Lord not as ugly as... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 27, 2010 at 4:00 pm
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Different types of drunk

April is Alcohol Awareness month. That’s according to the ILCC news, aka the Illinois Liquor Control Commission newsletter which my dad made me read today. And in honor of all the liquored up ladies and boozed up boys, I would like to discuss the different types of drunk faces we wear while knocking back shots... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 6, 2010 at 3:53 pm
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How to pick a wedgie

When is the right time to pick it? You know, a wedgie. The horribly uncomfortable feeling knowing that a handful of people are about to witness your hand sneak down into your pants in order to pull something out of your fleshy crevice. We’ve all been there. Well, at least I have. Just the other... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 18, 2010 at 9:48 am
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Don't Photoshop your Facebook Pics

Don’t you just hate people that trick you into thinking they are way hotter than they really are? People, stop photoshopping your Facebook pictures. We are on to you. And it’s not just me that is noticing. Turns out if you photoshop your picture, you might as well flush your dating life down the toilet... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 14, 2010 at 1:46 pm
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Real or Fake?

It’s Friday!! And while for most of you this means planning your fun (and drunk) night out….for me it means, getting ready to start my work week…and of course…. playing REAL or FAKE! I would consider myself a pretty good judge at breasts. Why? Because I love them. Let’s Play! and Yes, I had to... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 26, 2010 at 9:18 am
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Who Would You Do?

You know you have one. The List. The List of people you’d hook up with if only whatshisname/whatshername wasn’t in the picture. No need to deny it. Just turn your Claddagh ring the other way and start daydreaming. If you are like my husband, you fulfill your fantasies by photo shopping yourself onto a picture... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 21, 2010 at 10:18 am
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