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Posts tagged "beer"

In the liquor aisle: babies drinking beer

Today I hugged a random child and I felt such compassion and love for her, I thought I was going to cry. Then I got over it. While working in the liquor aisle, I constantly see parents…no wait, “parents” bring in their children while they buy some booze and smokes. I have gotten to know... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 20, 2010 at 3:56 pm
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Milk dud of the week: customers who pay with change

One of the most annoying things I have encountered during my time as a liquor associate is customers who pay with change.  I’m not talking about a quarter here or a penny there, I’m talking about big buckets full of change that they dump on the counter and demand that I count. F yourself and... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 14, 2010 at 4:37 pm
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In the liquor aisle: losers lacking money

In today’s In the Liquor Aisle, I discuss cheapskates who think they can buy something for less than it’s worth. I’ve only been working at the liquor store for about two months now, but already I’ve noticed a trend (besides the outrageous number of people attempting to use their Link Cards to buy booze and... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 16, 2010 at 10:41 am
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Different types of drunk

April is Alcohol Awareness month. That’s according to the ILCC news, aka the Illinois Liquor Control Commission newsletter which my dad made me read today. And in honor of all the liquored up ladies and boozed up boys, I would like to discuss the different types of drunk faces we wear while knocking back shots... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 6, 2010 at 3:53 pm
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Most Expensive Alcohol

The price we pay to get inebriated. Today I found our priciest alcohol at the liquor store. It costs $599.99 (we have two of them if you’re interested). It got me thinking…how much are people willing to pay to get intoxicated? For more details on the most expensive alcohol check out the link. Happy Drinking... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 16, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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In the Liquor Aisle

I recently started working at a liquor store. No, I didn’t get laid off or quit Television…I am just helping my dad at his store. Yes that’s right, my Polish family owns a liquor store. Stereotype? Perhaps. Awesome? You bet. Now, the establishment doesn’t only sell liquor (insert shameless plug here) we have delicious baked... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 8, 2010 at 4:20 pm
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