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Posts tagged "baby"

I Want My EX to Have My Baby

I Want My EX to Have My Baby
I want my EX to have my baby. Sounds logical, right? FUCK NO. I was listening to the radio while driving the other morning, when I heard Eric and Kathy from THE MIX talking about some woman who asked her EX-boyfriend to be her baby daddy. I almost crashed into the car in front of... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 20, 2011 at 5:50 am
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Buying Condoms Can Be Awkward

Buying Condoms Can Be Awkward
In the Liquor Aisle… I was slaving away In the Liquor Aisle today, when a middle aged gentleman who frequents the store approached the checkout line with several items. The purchase didn’t seem to be anything out of the ordinary; a few freshly baked buns, a salad from the deli, some sausage and some beer... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 1, 2011 at 5:44 pm
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Drink away the crazy

What would you do if you found out you were going to have a baby girl? From babies to grown women, all girls make you wanna drink. That’s right. Drink. Heavily. Apparently my dad agrees, he sells these Jim Beam bottles at his store (and with good reason: he’s got two girls of his own).Drink... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 23, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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Funny babies

They drool, they poop and they scream relentlessly. Babies. Love ‘em or hate ‘em they are pretty darn cute. If you’re like me, you have a sort of complicated relationship with children. They can be utterly hilarious to observe, but not so funny when you see them pee all over your brand new couch. That... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 18, 2010 at 8:20 pm
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