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Posts tagged "annoying"

Shit My Husband Says: Man Cleavage

Shit My Husband Says: Man Cleavage
  I love that one. It’s my man cleavage shirt. My meavage. He’s right. We all have that one shirt that really shows off our meavage cleavage. I use mine on Saturday nights. Clearly, he uses his on Monday at the office. JENNYMILK @jennyMilk Milkin’ it... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
October 27, 2011 at 6:36 am
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I'm a Shitty Wife

I'm a Shitty Wife
Wives are the scapegoat for pretty much every dumb thing their husbands do. Oh, the dishes aren’t done? Must be because the wife is lazy. Oh, your stove hasn’t been cleaned in months? Must be because your wife is a ho. (OK, taking those metal thingees off the stove is a pain in the ass)... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 22, 2011 at 12:45 pm
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Go Ahead--Blame Your Loved One for Everything

Go Ahead--Blame Your Loved One for Everything
Go ahead, pick me a winner Jennifer. Somehow I managed to stick my finger up my nose while washing my face this morning. Not sure how that happened exactly, but I’m pretty sure I can somehow blame it on my husband. Even though he wasn’t even home when the finger incident occurred, I still feel... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 27, 2011 at 8:25 am
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The most annoying thing ever

The most annoying thing ever
I grudgingly woke up and sauntered into the bathroom. I yawned and reached to pull down my undies and plop my rear onto the toilet seat. That’s when I saw it. The empty role of toilet paper. AKA the most annoying thing ever. *SCREAMS* The worst part is there wasn’t any extra in our apartment... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 3, 2010 at 10:27 am
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