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In the liquor aisle: dirty hands

In today’s edition of In the Liquor Aisle… Customers who touch your hand when paying for their items. First of all, I don’t know where your hands have been, nor do I want to have them gently caress mine as you are counting your pennies to pay for the sausage.   A lot of the people who... Read more »

By Jenny Milk,
June 17, 2010 at 3:45 pm

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Liquid lunch

Apparently my husband thinks I’m some sort of a booze hound. This morning I asked him to pack a lunch for me. -What do you want in it? -Throw in whatever. So he did. Johnnie Walker, Nutella and an entire pack of Tortillas.     I guess I will need to hang with Johnnie after... Read more »

By Jenny Milk,
April 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm

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