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Posts tagged "alcohol"

He Can't Afford to Pay Child Support

He Can't Afford to Pay Child Support
You know what’s really impressive? A guy that religiously pays his child support and tries to see his kid whenever he gets the chance. You know what’s not so impressive? A dude that has thousands of dollars in back pay for his child support and tries to make the last $2,000 by playing a shit... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 26, 2011 at 4:55 pm
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Study says alcohol is worst drug for society

Is alcohol really the worst for society? SO a study that came out today says alcohol is the worst drug for society. Researchers say booze is more dangerous than illegal drugs like heroin and crack cocaine. Oh for crying out loud, sure alcohol is bad for your liver, your brain, your ability to keep a... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
October 29, 2010 at 3:41 pm
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In the liquor aisle: babies drinking beer

Today I hugged a random child and I felt such compassion and love for her, I thought I was going to cry. Then I got over it. While working in the liquor aisle, I constantly see parents…no wait, “parents” bring in their children while they buy some booze and smokes. I have gotten to know... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 20, 2010 at 3:56 pm
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Milk dud of the week: attempted robbery

In this week’s episode of Milk Dud of the Week we learn that people will do just about anything to get a drink. Of alcohol, that is. WOW. Would you have helped us? JENNYMILK *Author’s note: Clearly…it was my coworker and not I, that truly saved the day. Next time friends…next time. Tell me what... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 16, 2010 at 2:59 pm
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In the liquor aisle: losers lacking money

In today’s In the Liquor Aisle, I discuss cheapskates who think they can buy something for less than it’s worth. I’ve only been working at the liquor store for about two months now, but already I’ve noticed a trend (besides the outrageous number of people attempting to use their Link Cards to buy booze and... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 16, 2010 at 10:41 am
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Liquid lunch

Apparently my husband thinks I’m some sort of a booze hound. This morning I asked him to pack a lunch for me. -What do you want in it? -Throw in whatever. So he did. Johnnie Walker, Nutella and an entire pack of Tortillas.     I guess I will need to hang with Johnnie after... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm
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Drink away the crazy

What would you do if you found out you were going to have a baby girl? From babies to grown women, all girls make you wanna drink. That’s right. Drink. Heavily. Apparently my dad agrees, he sells these Jim Beam bottles at his store (and with good reason: he’s got two girls of his own).Drink... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 23, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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Most Expensive Alcohol

The price we pay to get inebriated. Today I found our priciest alcohol at the liquor store. It costs $599.99 (we have two of them if you’re interested). It got me thinking…how much are people willing to pay to get intoxicated? For more details on the most expensive alcohol check out the link. Happy Drinking... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 16, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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