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Posts in category "Polish in Chicago"

Who's your daddy?

Who's your daddy?
  Sometimes I wonder if my parents are losing their minds. I had a missed call from my dad the other day so I called him back. This is how the conversation went… Jenny: Hi, it’s me. Did you call? Dad: Uhh. Hi. Who is this? Jenny: Your daughter. Dad: Which daughter? Jenny: JENNY! Dad... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 20, 2011 at 7:05 pm
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Weird ad: Hot pepper in your vagina

Hot Pepper in your vagina. Talk about effective advertising. Some sort of brand called Lactovaginal is appealing to women who feel like they have a hot pepper in their private womanly area. Kudos to you Lactovaginal, for really targeting a niche group of females. Females who have intimate problems including and not limited to a... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 10, 2010 at 4:23 pm
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Earless dog and a polish joke

What do you get when you mix a lost dog and a Polish woman? I have no idea but the following picture is hilarious. Here’s the back story: We found a lost dog that resembles a Beagle outside of our store the other day. We are keeping it until we find the owner. One of... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 8, 2010 at 11:14 am
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In the liquor aisle: losers lacking money

In today’s In the Liquor Aisle, I discuss cheapskates who think they can buy something for less than it’s worth. I’ve only been working at the liquor store for about two months now, but already I’ve noticed a trend (besides the outrageous number of people attempting to use their Link Cards to buy booze and... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 16, 2010 at 10:41 am
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The best pierogi

MMM Pierogi In honor of all the Polish pride Chicago is showcasing this week I would like to revisit an old favorite of mine. Pierogi Fest. Poles sure do know how to cook. And eat. JENNYMILK Become a fan of Milkin’ it and tell me about your favorite Polish Foods. Follow JennyMilk on Twitter Author’s note... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 14, 2010 at 9:38 am
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A Polish divorce

We poles can take a joke. A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 13, 2010 at 7:54 pm
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My little EGGsperiment

Freezing your eggs is sometimes a bad thing. JENNYMILK Become a fan of Milkin’ it and tell me YOUR funny stories or send me your funny videos. Follow JennyMilk on Twitter... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 12, 2010 at 8:52 pm
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Growing up Polish in Chicago: the language

Polish Entourage Being Polish is like having an entourage. Except it’s an entourage of Polish people, so it’s pretty hilarious. Mmm, Vodka. If you’re a Pole you’re immediately connected to other Polish people and can spot them from a mile away. How? I have no idea, it’s like some sort of Polish radar, or maybe it’s... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 11, 2010 at 1:19 pm
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Polish President dies

A very sad day in Poland and for all those in the Polish community. SMOLENSK, Russia – Polish President Lech Kaczynski and some of the country’s highest military and civilian leaders died on Saturday when the presidential plane crashed as it came in for a landing in thick fog in western Russia, killing 96, officials... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 10, 2010 at 10:58 am
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Polish Sausage

What kind of sausage do you prefer? Yum. Sausage. Long and lean or thick and juicy? Thanks, Polish Sausage! (which ironically used to be my nickname) JENNYMILK... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 6, 2010 at 3:31 pm
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