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Posts in category "Life and Humor"

Sexy Grocery List

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My sister found this note at the store today. I uploaded it twice so you can read all the awesomeness this person had on his/her list. It’s going to be a busy weekend with all that big ass b*tch porno. JENNYMILK Author’s note: for all us Polish speakers out there…don’t you just love the “Big... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
September 1, 2011 at 9:20 am
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Jenny In the Shower

Jenny In the Shower
Today I got apple cider vinegar in my eye while showering. It stung. Carry on.   JENNYMILK @JennyMilk Milkin’ it... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
August 30, 2011 at 7:52 am
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I'm Sick of Facebook: Stop the Porn and Spam!

I'm Sick of Facebook: Stop the Porn and Spam!
I have to vent. Facebook is turning into a giant shithole of sex, porn and spam. Oh shithole isn’t one word? Get over it. I’ve been accepting random friendship requests because that’s what I do. I talk to strangers assuming they requested me because they read my little blog. So I give them access to... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 13, 2011 at 1:23 pm
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Keep your jelly in your clothes, ladies!

Keep your jelly in your clothes, ladies!
I don’t get the whole…”just wearing a sports bra” to the gym, but at least her boobs are still inside of the top. Sorry, men. Why do women let their mushiness flop out of their clothes when they’re at the gym? I think that’s a pretty valid question people. No one wants to see your... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 25, 2011 at 5:35 pm
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Who wears jeggings to the gym?!

Who wears jeggings to the gym?!
Freaks at the gym. I hope you’re not one of them. So I’m walking into the gym today behind a tiny little lady who couldn’t have been more than 95 pounds light. Number one: she didn’t even hold the door open for me (how rude!) and then number two: she decides to take the elevator... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 7, 2011 at 10:08 am
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Did you lose your pants?

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Did anyone lose their pants? I found a really weird sign on my walk home the other night. Take a look.   How does one exactly lose his pants? Are you walking and all of a sudden have to pee so you whip them off and then forget where you placed them? Are you a... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 17, 2010 at 11:26 am
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I ripped my skirt

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Today was such a tragic day for me. Not only did I rip my skirt in the back but then the side zipper wouldn’t zip up. What the hell kind of day is that. It started out with me in such a fabulous mood from the 10 hours of sleep I got last night. And then... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 11, 2010 at 6:08 pm
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I hate waiting for the *cable guy

So the DirecTV guy was supposed to be here anytime between 8a.m. and 12p.m. today. He calls me up at 7:26a.m. while I am still snoring away to tell me he will arrive at my place of residence between 10 and 12p.m.. Great news! Not only could I sleep in but I had a more... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
October 6, 2010 at 1:15 pm
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Too lazy to workout

Why is it that I only feel like working out when I am feeling like I’m in shape. I mean, doesn’t that defeat the entire purpose of hitting the gym? I told myself I would get back on the muscle wagon today after slacking the last couple of weeks. But of course it just so... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
October 4, 2010 at 3:34 pm
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I forgot to shave: 12 hairy celebrities

I forgot to shave my legs before work today. It wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t wearing a skirt. Clearly–a side effect from being in a relationship. I mean, who honestly shaves their legs while they are in a committed loving relationship. Not me. Looks like the following celebrities also skipped the razor. Must... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
September 24, 2010 at 2:40 pm
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