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Posts in category "Celebrities"

12 Most ripped female celebrities

SO, Im trying to “tone up” or whatever for my upcoming trip to Mexico. Because let’s face it, no one wants to see your (my) flabby as$ at the beach. But here’s the thing, I want to tone my body, not get ripped. What’s the difference you ask? A bottle of steroids and a penis. I... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
August 3, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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I saw Conan in Chicago

I saw Conan in Chicago
I saw Conan in Chicago. If you know me, you know I was nearly dying of excitement. I managed to snap some pics and get some video, so if you weren’t lucky enough to come out to one of his two shows at the Chicago theatre, I hope you enjoy this! Check out John C... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 20, 2010 at 10:23 am
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Butt cleavage: don't do crack

Buttock Cleavage is indigenous to shopping malls and crowds of teenage girls. Ass Cleavage. It’s a real thing. A real gross thing. If you look up buttock cleavage in Wikipedia you’ll find this definition: a minor exposure of the buttocks and the gluteal cleft, often because of low-slung trousers. MY definition of butt cleavage? REPULSIVE... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 12, 2010 at 3:32 pm
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5 Reasons Conan O'Brien would make a great lover: Conan coming to TBS

Conan coming to TBS! I’m just going to throw this out there–I would divorce my husband to be with Conan O’Brien. I’m serious. OK half serious. OK mostly kidding, but I’ve been obsessed with the red headed giant for so long that I think I might have a mini orgasm if I ever met him... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 12, 2010 at 5:35 pm
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When Beauty Dates the Beast

It’s a tale as old as time; when beauty falls in love with the beast. Beauty and the Beast Seeing this fairytale classic at the Cadillac Palace theatre last night made me realize, this is no fairytale at all…at least not for the women involved. Let me ask you this: how in the world is it... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 25, 2010 at 8:50 am
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Psycho Exes

Ahh the familiar scent of a psychotic Ex out for revenge. And while they do say success is the best form of revenge, sometimes the rest of us jilted lovers still like to take the crazy train into town. Let’s take a look at some of our favorite Psycho Exes. I have pretty much experienced... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 19, 2010 at 12:40 pm
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Conan in Chicago

The love of my life Conan O’Brien is coming to Chicago. And I am going to see him. Unless you are some sort of hermit or a Jay Leno lover (aka the devil) you should know that ousted Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien is going on a 30 city theater tour starting April 12th. Coco makes... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 11, 2010 at 12:45 pm
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Reasons why Kathy Ireland Sucks

Wow, Kathy Ireland really sucked on the red carpet before the Oscars. Here are the reasons she stunk up the room worse than 7 day old vomit.  ... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 7, 2010 at 7:50 pm
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Most Gorgeous Actresses

In honor of Oscar night I would like to share with you my list of most gorgeous actresses. Whether they’re on the big screen or on your television set, these ladies know how to light my fire. So without further ado, here is my list of top 10 most beautiful actresses... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 7, 2010 at 6:53 pm
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Simon's Engaged and You're Enraged

That’s right, the rumor has been confirmed….the one and only cheeky, tight T-Shirt wearing Brit is getting hitched. We’re talking about Simon Cowell. And while I’m happy for Simon and his upcoming nuptials ($100 says it doesn’t happen) I bet there are lots of girls looking at their boyfriend in disgust and anticipation wondering where... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 26, 2010 at 10:08 am
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