Am I allowed to pinch it real quick? If I have to take a crap in a mall I'm going to kill myself.
Husband and I about to head out to the mall. Of course he's doing some last minute Christmas shopping (and apparently crapping), meanwhile I'm all done and going to buy shit for myself.
PS. I can smell his stench all the way from the bedroom.
In case I don't come back here before Christmas...Have a Merry one! And yes, I said Christmas. So deal with it.
And Happy Holidays to everyone else who celebrates other stuff.
JENNYMILK
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Tags: christmas shopping, crap, holiday poop, mall, mr hanky, poop, pooping in a mall, shit my husband says, smelly crap

Love the pic!