So I just came out of the bathroom and noticed I have black crap all over my elbows.
I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with me using the facilities.
Unless I use my elbows to 'tidy up' and I'm not fully aware of my acrobatics while using the loo.
Regardless, I'm a little perplexed as to how this schmut got on my arms.
Hand sanitizer is just not working to get it off.
Someone needs a second shower.
JENNYMILK
