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12 Most ripped female celebrities

SO, Im trying to "tone up" or whatever for my upcoming trip to Mexico. Because let's face it, no one wants to see your (my) flabby as$ at the beach.

But here's the thing, I want to tone my body, not get ripped. What's the difference you ask? A bottle of steroids and a penis.

I present to you 12 of the most ripped celebrity females.

I mean, part of the whole allure of being a female is that you look feminine. You have gentle curves and perhaps some nice muscle tone. I said muscle, not mustache and biceps the size of my head.

Get out of the gym you meatheads. It's called Pilates.

JENNYMILK

All that being said, my legs look like tree stumps. Milkin' it

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  • The difference is body fat %... most of these ladies have a very low body fat %, which shows everything through. You can have muscles and still be shapely... it's all in the body fat. Those bodies are not the result of steroids, just hard work and a very clean diet.
    Don't be afraid of weights... creating muscles will shape the body and give you that "toned" look you desire, just don't let your body fat get too low and you'll be good.

  • While good for the viewing pleasures...I wouldn't want to be be with someone this ripped. They're skirtin' the laws of physics, and I don't wanna be around when they get pulled over if ya know what I mean....

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