I grudgingly woke up and sauntered into the bathroom. I yawned and reached to pull down my undies and plop my rear onto the toilet seat. That's when I saw it. The empty role of toilet paper. AKA the most annoying thing ever.
*SCREAMS*
The worst part is there wasn't any extra in our apartment. The nearest toilet paper roll was outside in the trunk of my car. AGH.
Needless to say I did what I had to do. Grabbed a napkin and my cell phone. Did some strategic wiping and then called my husband to b*tch him out.
I'm officially going to hoard the remainder of the toilet paper and hide it somewhere he can never find it. Two can play the poopy butt game.
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Hilarious! Been there, too. I've given everybody in the house the tutorial for 3-year-olds on how to replace the tp, and still it happens. Like you'd say, "EEEDIOTS."