In today's edition of In the Liquor Aisle...
Customers who touch your hand when paying for their items.
First of all, I don't know where your hands have been, nor do I want to have them gently caress mine as you are counting your pennies to pay for the sausage.
A lot of the people who come into the store have extremely dirty hands because they have been working all day and just hopped in to buy a bottle of water or a sandwich. I get it, it's cool. I also get that you want to pay me with pennies and nickels because you want to get rid of your change that's weighing your pants down.
But what I don't get is why you can't just put the money down on the table and instead feel the need to hold it out in the palm of your hand so that either (a) I pick out and count the money from your disgusting palm or (b) you expect me to hold out my hand so you can hand me, one by one, all 50 pennies.
NO. Sir, or madam with the calloused paws...when I point my finger at the counter I am not merely pointing out that the counter exists, I am motioning for you to place your money on the counter. PUT IT DOWN.
Eeediots.
JENNYMILK
