Today I saw a man pick his nose.
No--I take that back--today I saw a man attempting to pick his nose in the car next to me-- but getting caught with his finger just on the rim of the nostril so he had to keep pulling his finger back so I didn't see him.
Come on--don't you know that the prime time to pick a winner as my dad would say--is when your car is actually moving. That way you can always speed up right when you get a good enough grasp of the little booger.
Anyways--this totally made me think of all the grosso things we humans do in public--that most others would rather not see.
So now--the top 9 things nobody in the F wants to see you do in public.
OK all that being said, now I need to make sure I clean out all my pipes before leaving the house.
Good day to you!
JENNYMILK
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My dad's famous motto is:
You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose
But you can'[t pick your friends' nose.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, bland father humor
ya, that is pretty much my dad's humor too. during the day ;)
Me and my friends occasionally like to poop in a paper bag and then give it to a homeless person like it is left overs. So I once got caught in the alley behind my work pooping in a paper bag. What was worse was that it was my boss who caught me while sneaking a smoke. This happened a year ago and I still think he is going to fire me. We have never discussed it and we rarely make eye contact.
GET OUT! that is not even true! is it?
it is totally true... i work in an office building downtown. If I were to prepare the "leftovers" in the bathroom and bring them in the elevator and through the lobby, people would smell it. It is easier to take care of business in the alley. Obviously I don't do this at work anymore. Getting caught was one of the worst things ever. I live in constant fear of having to go home and explain to my wife why I got fired. She hates that I do this and would be furious if she had to cut back on her Birken bag a month habit because I got caught.
Floyd-So you loved doing this activity with your friends so much that you transitioned it into solo work behavior?
Do you have any more of these gems you'd like to get off your chest?
This is brilliant and a sure sign you are an adult. Just tell your boss the toilet was clogged, so you just went outside to poop in a bag. Makes perfect sense to me.
Ew! Ew! Ew!! I agree with all but one of 'em...breast feeding in public doesn't bother me. What does make me stop and gag in my tracks are the eeeeeeeeediots who clip their toenails in public. On the el, in the office, at a restaurant. EW! EW! EW!!!!
eww grody cheese toenails. PUKE