So my husband has been gone on vacation for about...hmm...2.5 days now. And I miss him. How big of a loser am I.
When I found out about his departure I was telling one of my good friends that I was SO excited for him to leave so I could have the entire place to myself and a little Jenny time (you know what I mean). I mean come on, a little break from the dirty Fruit of the Loom all over the couch and his stinky feet in my face seemed like the perfect respite.
Now I just feel like a total schmuck because I couldn't even last 3 whole days without feeling like that one pathetic girl that can't do anything without her guy.
Am I being a total girl about this?
It's not that I can't do anything without him--in fact--when he is here I revel in the few minutes I have here and there that he is not pawing away at me. But something about coming home to an empty apartment does not bode well with me.
I think it's mostly because I actually have to tend to myself...for myself. You know, I had to make my own lunches, find where I put my own car keys, and check for monsters under the bed.
Although I did do have a laundry list of things to do, I still have found myself a little bored without him.
So here is what I did to bide the time:
I doused my hair with Olive Oil for the night. I read somewhere that Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr did it, so I figured I'd wake up with ginormous boobs.
No, but seriously though...it's supposed to make your hair uber soft. It just made mine super greasy and made me crave garlic bread all day.
I put away the laundry. And as you can clearly see, I am lying. I basically did nothing but work and look at inappropriate things on the internet while hubby was away. My Google history mostly shows Jake Gyllenhaal and Channing Tatum, but let's not read into that.
Anyways--I am off to stare at the pile of laundry on the floor, the pile of dishes in the sink and the makeup strewn about the bathroom.
When hubby comes home I am just going to bat my eyes, gently weep and say I was too busy to do anything except work and sleep.
Eh, worth a shot.
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dziekuje! ;)