I'm not saying I'm the best driver in the world.
In fact, I used to emulate Danica Patrick on the roadways and racked up my fair share of speeding tickets.
But life in the fast lane is over for me.....as it should be for a slew of people that are still clinging on (with wrinkly, shaky hands) to their drivers license.
Give it up already. Your horrid driving skills are putting us all in danger.
Eldery drivers are risky. And the rest of you are just eeediots.
Hey officers, why don't you put on your bright lights and chase down the 19-year-old punk who's drunk driving, or the old lady who drives 10mph in a 45mph because she can't see two feet in front of her.
The rules of the road seem so unjust. Why can't their be some sort of scrutiny as to who is punished for not following the obligatory street commandments.
Does it really matter that I was going 15mph faster on the highway with no one around me?
Shouldn't the wackjob that speeds through a school zone be the one punished for his miscalculations?
Or the ignorant twenty-something who keeps on texting behind the wheel because she has no regard for human life.
The man who reads the paper on his drive to work.
Or the sorry excuse for a human being that somehow lands his vehicle inside of the local Starbucks.
While I understand there are certain rules meant to keep us safe (and trust me, I now follow them to a fault) it seems as though there is no sort of subjective ruling on who should be punished for their indiscretions (stupidity) while driving.
Please make my commute safer and just hand over your drivers license.
JENNYMILK
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Wow Jeep on top of a vette! Bet that Vette dude was ticked.
RT
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ha, no joke!
Stupid lady causes accident, sues = http://bit.ly/8n02R1
hey brown sauce...is that really your blog? or some sort of a joke to get readers? :)
OMG! I love that video on the Chicago guys. They should get their own show. I'll admit, I almost drove down a slow one way street near down town too lol.
I garauntee your comments and readership will go up if instead of writing about bad driving, you have a webcam where you pour that milk over that white tank top. I apologize in advance, just giving my opinion as to what direction this blog should take. Eastern European women are the most spicy and buetiful!
OH GEEZ! well while I agree that eastern European are THE best looking women out there..I doubt anyone would want to see Me pour milk over myself! ha. But I do take suggestions for other topics :)
eh if they're reading my blog they might like irrelevant lol. but have your read that blog before? I cant decide if its supposed to be a farce or real...and she won't answer me!
A peice about rude and disgusting CTA traveler's capped off with you pouring that skim on your tank top on the Brown line. I'll stop now. Well, Eastern European women are tied with Argentian women as the cream of the crop in my book. Went to Buenos Aires last year and I can't believe I made it back to the Chi.
luckily..I don't take public transit to and from work..but a piece like that would be hilarious. And yes...I put my money on most women from Buenos Aires being drop dead gorgeous.
I took my daughter to college in Chicago some time back and I was utterly amazed at how curtious drivers were in Chicago. I wasn't expecting that, you know a big city & all that. I live in the New York city area where it's kill or be killed (almost) you know what I mean. Yesterday I drove about three blocks to the store and very nearly had two accidents because people pulling onto the main road were not looking to see if any cars were comming. A couple of months ago I saw a guy holding up a book next to the steering wheel so he could read while driving. Yikes! I guess what I'm saying is bad driving is a matter of perspective. Thanks, Thomas - http://auto-parts-mall.net
ha!
I'm surprised there's not a Chicago cab in any of those photos! :)
no joke. If I went out on my own and took pictures, there would be a slew of them :)
Hi Jenny,
Great blog, and great pics.
Two questions...
1. Any commentary/back story for the picks? Would be interested to know who was involved, and what the final outcome was.
2. Any chance of you being single and available?
Wait, scratch #2, Just read your blog on marriage. :-( I guess I'll have to keep looking for my "milk maid". :-)
Hi Logan!
I wish I had the back story on all of these pictures, I'd love to know how the heck a car crashed into a boat! If I had the resources, I would definitely work on that..but sadly..I do not :/
..and yes...I somehow managed to get snagged by someone who actually wanted to marry me. I have no idea how it happened..but I'm just going to roll with it ;)
..I Do however have a younger (prettier) sister. She is blond. You can use your imagination for the rest of the details.