We have been bestowed upon us a miracle. A miracle of large BOOBS.
Recently, everywhere I go I bump into a set of ginormous gazungas. I sign into Facebook and am immediately overcome with 50+ profile pictures of girls with their (seemingly enhanced) breasts on display.
But wait, last time I checked Sally was flat enough to iron a shirt on. Now, I could ski off those mountains.
Is it something in the water? Are implants on the rise despite a saggy economy? Nope. It's the Victoria's Secret Miraculous Bra. It's the latest in padded to high hell lingerie aimed at deceiving young men (and women) everywhere.
The Miraculous Bra is famed for adding two whole cup sizes to your lacking chest.
I decided to do a little field research and test the bra out for myself. I was curious to see just how big of a miracle this piece of fabric was capable of.
Check out the before and after pictures.
To the Miraculous Bra's credit, it's pretty lightweight...for wearing 5 POUNDS OF PADDING. I think it's a great bra for those girls who are already off the market and need to look extra voluptuous for a specific outing (to their local strip joint). But for you single ladies, please stay away from this bra, it is FALSE ADVERTISING; because when the guy you're dating ventures up your shirt, he's going to be in for quite the surprise (or lack thereof).
And for those of you wondering, NO I did not purchase the Miraculous Bra. I have better ways to spend my hard earned $50. Such as ass pads.
Thanks, Kim Kardashian!
JENNYMILK
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OMG. And I go to all the trouble of wearing a minimizer bra (not attractive either) to take me down 2 cups! :) Good lord. A big chest is not all it's cracked up to be...especially when you like to jog. Good field research though!
The bra is really fun for super tiny girls who need a boost! bc then it doesn't look so bad..but otherwise if you have any sort of chest, it just looks ridiculous
very interesting!
haha..nice choice of words josh!!
Haha. My girlfriend yells the same thing at the ads: "That's false advertising for your date!" (She, however, was blessed.)
lucky girl :) she gets to save a boatload by not buying those price things, too!
Hilarious. Though I just have one question. If it adds two cup sizes, wouldn't you have to always wear it? Think how puzzled your date would be if you showed up on the second date minus two cup sizes. Oops!
ya, no kidding! that's what I don't like..I am too lazy to have to throw on my "Armor" everyday to fool the world. Please, there are days I don't even bother to put on a bra..and if I ever got this miraculous one..it would be a ginormous difference as you clearly see from these pics. sheeesh