April is Alcohol Awareness month.
That's according to the ILCC news, aka the Illinois Liquor Control Commission newsletter which my dad made me read today.
And in honor of all the liquored up ladies and boozed up boys, I would like to discuss the different types of drunk faces we wear while knocking back shots of tequila.
In order to thoroughly examine our many wasted faces....I need a little help from one of our most versatile drunks, Lindsay Lohan.
After I finished writing this post, I found an article on the 6 Different types of drunk
How do our lists compare?
Happy Boozin'
JENNYMILK
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Hilarious
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Jenny Milk, this is why I love you.
which one are You?? haha. God, I haven't drank in so long...I almost forget what my drunken alter ego is.
:snort: pure brilliance, Jenny. I'm glad that I more often than not fall in the "fun drunk" category. When I'm not the fun drunk, I'm usually the boring drunk who passes out after a few shots of deliciousness.
yah, same here. I at least assume people think I'm fun...but a lot of the times I'm tired and run off without people knowing that I left and crawl into bed. ha!
Jenny-
You fogot Angry Drunk. She/He says scathing hurtful comments to everyone (especially the friend you brought out for the first time) and then sends apologetic texts the next day claiming "I dont remember anything..." Yeah right
@ dmband
good one! adding it now..thank you :)
As a matter of fact, if and when I end up with the Skand version she often claims she doesnt remember anything either...hmmm...weird.
kidding.
that should read 'skank'....
ha! trust me...when some of us fall into the "Skank" drunk...we truly don't remember ;)
I vote for skank drunk. At least she give the impression that you might get something else.
Oh Lindsay Lohan why do you torture me so?