Ahh the familiar scent of a psychotic Ex out for revenge.
And while they do say success is the best form of revenge, sometimes the rest of us jilted lovers still like to take the crazy train into town.
Let's take a look at some of our favorite Psycho Exes.
I have pretty much experienced the entire spectrum of scorned exes. From the one who calls your mom to tell her you're sleeping around with a bisexual dude (false), to the guy that makes a fake MySpace page using your name and sends messages to your current beau stating the reasons why he should break up with you, too.
While the river of revenge may run deep for the psycho in all of us, there may be a more precise way to hurt a former fling.
I've done my research and have found some of the best ways to get back at your ex.
1. Put his phone number on Craigslist advertising his love for transsexuals.
2. Have sex with his/her best friend.
3. Take his favorite shirt and cut it up into pieces.
4. Subscribe his email to every spam site and junk mail that exists.
5. Replace his Rogaine with Nair.
6. Order him a Penis Pump and get it sent to his parents house under his name.
7. Steal his shoes.
8. Post a naked (unflattering) picture of him on a Billboard.
9. Steal one sock from each of his pairs.
10. Email every woman in the city a fake picture of his tiny peewee.
Now, while I of course do not condone any of this behavior, nor would I ever attempt it myself, I do think it's utterly hilarious.
So if you choose not to keep your dignity and self-respect, go ahead take some revenge.
For more tales from the truly crazy: Psychoexgirlfriend
Got any crazy revenge stories? Or would like to add to my list of Top Psycho Exes....
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JENNYMILK
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Hey Jenny, are you sure you would not follow any of the mentioned methods, hmmmm, are you really sure
OK you got me, I'd probably steal all of his socks or something ;)
Nothing trumps a resentful ex-wife = http://bit.ly/3PkwqH
do you think you're still hung up on your ex? kind of seems like it. I don't think it's ever a good idea to bring the kids into it :-) touchy territory.
and wait a second, isn't forgery and theft a crime? last time I checked it was! maybe someone needs a trip to the family psychologist :)
Wow, thats kinda scary dude!
Lou
www.web-invisibility.at.tc
sure is... ;)
The best revenge is looking hot, having money and moving on. Live well and let 'em weep!
Amen! Totally agree. :-)
i actually replaced his tenga sextoy lotion he bought from tengatango.com with chilli oil...
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uRupKsH9UY
whaat lol. very creative ;)
Sleep with his boss. hehe
Or in my situation, bring the boss home with you after a holiday party but make him sleep on the couch...
muahahaha, amen Ninka ;)
These ideas are just too funny! Retribution therapy!