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Posts tagged "movies"

A Short Review Of The Switch

A neurotic (Jason Bateman) whose best friend (Jennifer Aniston) is trying to get pregnant via a sperm donation accidentally spills the selected suitor’s sperm at a party at her house. To make things right in the creepiest way possible, he puts his own sperm into the cup which Aniston will use to get pregnant. Seven... Read more »

Film Critics Are Not Haters

This is Roger Ebert. Roger is a film critic. Lately these days he’s being seen as more of a hater than someone who reviews movies.  He didn’t really like Kick-Ass all that much and he recently blasted the latest Sex And The City sequel. He’s entitled to his opinion Or is he? Film critics (and... Read more »

Hellraiser Doesn't Raise As Much Hell As It Should

The poster above for the 1987 Clive Barker film Hellraiser shows a man holding a bizarre looking box whose faces is white as a sheet and has many pins stuck to his face. Usually when you see a poster like this, you think the guy in the poster is going to be the central focus... Read more »
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Attention Will Smith: Stay Away From Alfred Hitchcock

I’m not a Will Smith hater. He’s a good actor and a likeable rapper. When it comes to producing projects for himself and for his family, Smith should take on original material rather than remakes. Having already warmed over a 1980′s franchise with The Karate Kid remake, Mr. Smith wants to take on Alfred Hitchcock... Read more »