Posts tagged "Jay Cutler"

Free Group Therapy Sessions for Depressed Chicago Bears Fans

…needed urgently. Are the “Powers That Be” that head up the Chicago Bears organization considering offering group therapy sessions at numerous locations throughout the city? I hope so. This is no joke. I am sure that there are throngs of Bears fans demonstrating alarming symptoms of severe emotional distress…anger, denial, rage, bitterness, shame and more,... Read more »

Farewell Julius Peppers and Why I Think I Like You - No Football Involved

The Chicago Bears just gave the veteran defensive end Julius Peppers the ax. However, it was the friendly ax…thank you for all you’ve done for the Bears …however you’re getting too old (34)…there’s the money issue…and you haven’t been that “good in the sack” department (football reference only). Sigh. So it goes in the revolving... Read more »

Carmelo Anthony Playing for the Bulls and Bringing his Wife La La to Chicago: Why This Is On My Wish List

I confess that I know nothing about Carmelo Anthony who currently plays basketball for the New York Knicks. In fact, I know nothing about the upcoming NBA trades or who might be going where. However, I was recently skimming through the serious analysis of the Bull’s trade scenario as related by a fellow blogger (Chicago... Read more »

It's NFL Playoff Time: Chicago Bears Fans are Singing the Blues but The Cutlers are Ecstatic

As we head into another NFL Playoff weekend, a dark, gloomy cloud hangs over the Windy City, home of the loser Bears. As everyone knows, we didn’t make it into the playoffs again – for six out of the last seven years we’ve been a no show. But who’s counting. As a result My Sports... Read more »

Fantasy Football Victory for the Grasshopper and Kim Kardashian Doesn't Even Care

Update on my fantasy football team: Mad Men. The team has completed their 2013 regular season and ta daaa…they won the League championship – alone in 1st place with a 13-1 stellar record. (Lost the first game – damn.) Note to Chicago Bears Coach Trestman: Call me anytime for pointers. Headed into the “playoffs” this... Read more »

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari Guest Star In TV Show "The League" - Is There A Future Career Change For The Jayster?

I recently tricked My Sports Guy into watching a TV show, “The League” by telling him that it was a show about Jay Cutler. Jay Cutler and wife, Kristin Cavallari were guests stars, but it was actually a sitcom about a group of friends that play fantasy football. (My Guy is not a sitcom fan.)... Read more »

NFL Today TV Show on CBS Inspires Me To Give Football Quiz to Partygoers With Amusingly Predictable Results

Happened to watch a snippet of the NFL Today show on CBS before the Bears game last Sunday. The Talking Heads were (or so I thought) quizzing each other on football trivia. Questions: “What city will the AFC Championship game be held in this year? And “What team will get the first pick of the... Read more »

Why We Did Not Go To The Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari Wedding

  Finally.  They did it. Chicago Bears Quarterback, Jay Cutler and  former reality TV personality, Kristin Cavallari have a piece of paper to seal their yes-no-maybe (and along came baby) love story.  Now, as you might know, I have given our sometimes mopey QB some do or die advice via this blog…read   “Jay Cutler:... Read more »

Jay Cutler: Happy Birthday and By The Way Anxiously Awaiting My Invitation to Your Wedding

  May I extend my very best wishes to Jay Cutler, Chicago Bears Quarterback on his 30th Birthday…Jay and his fiancé Kristin have been my focus for a while now. Let me explain: Ever since I wrote the gentle (yet prodding) blog with just a hint of reprimand to Jay, remember, he texted his recent... Read more »

Shout Out to Jay Cutler: Last Minute Valentine Ideas for Girlfriend Kristin-No E-Cards Please

Jay Cutler, fearless quarterback for our Chicago Bears, recently re-proposed to his girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari. The couple had been engaged, broke up, reunited, got pregnant, and had a beautiful baby boy last August. Sometimes things happen like that, but all’s well that ends well. Anyway, Kristin recently told the press that when Jay popped the... Read more »