Posts tagged "chicago bears"

Free Group Therapy Sessions for Depressed Chicago Bears Fans

…needed urgently. Are the “Powers That Be” that head up the Chicago Bears organization considering offering group therapy sessions at numerous locations throughout the city? I hope so. This is no joke. I am sure that there are throngs of Bears fans demonstrating alarming symptoms of severe emotional distress…anger, denial, rage, bitterness, shame and more,... Read more »

Some Advice For Fans on How to Chase Away The Chicago Bears Blues

Sunday morning started out positive. Football-Game Day-Chicago Bears and the Miami Dolphins playing in Chicago, and the soothsayer Sports Brains were all predicting a Bears victory in Soldier Field. Of course, they would win. They had to win. They LOST their first two games at home and couldn’t possibly go 0-3 at home. The team... Read more »

It's NFL Playoff Time: Chicago Bears Fans are Singing the Blues but The Cutlers are Ecstatic

As we head into another NFL Playoff weekend, a dark, gloomy cloud hangs over the Windy City, home of the loser Bears. As everyone knows, we didn’t make it into the playoffs again – for six out of the last seven years we’ve been a no show. But who’s counting. As a result My Sports... Read more »
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Bear Down Chicago Bears and The Emmys: Attempting to Juggle a Sunday Night Dilemma

Sunday Fun Day. Chicago is 2-0 and Bears fever for NFL Game 3 actually started the minute after last week’s win over the Minnesota Vikings. Now, at some point during the week, I realized that Da Bears have the 7:30pm Sunday night slot against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Also, at some point during the week, I... Read more »

NFL Today TV Show on CBS Inspires Me To Give Football Quiz to Partygoers With Amusingly Predictable Results

Happened to watch a snippet of the NFL Today show on CBS before the Bears game last Sunday. The Talking Heads were (or so I thought) quizzing each other on football trivia. Questions: “What city will the AFC Championship game be held in this year? And “What team will get the first pick of the... Read more »

Why We Did Not Go To The Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari Wedding

  Finally.  They did it. Chicago Bears Quarterback, Jay Cutler and  former reality TV personality, Kristin Cavallari have a piece of paper to seal their yes-no-maybe (and along came baby) love story.  Now, as you might know, I have given our sometimes mopey QB some do or die advice via this blog…read   “Jay Cutler:... Read more »
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Brian Urlacher Jerseys Saved From The Goodwill Pile

Ever since Brian Urlacher began his negotiations with the Bears, I have been duly concerned about the fate of the Brian Urlacher #54 Jerseys owned by tens of thousands of Bear’s fans. If you are at Soldier Field, or for that matter, at any sports bar in the city on a Bear’s game day, what... Read more »