Just a quick observation as we get the week, and perhaps the new school year, started this morning:
If someone says "I'll help you out," that could mean he's offering you assistance. But it could mean "There's the exit door (the door OUT). Use it."
Maybe it would help if we could see punctuation in real life as we do on pages and screens. The second meaning could be written. "I'll help you. Out!"
But that's enough help for this time.
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