Are all women crazy or do men make them crazy? This is possibly one of the most debated issues when it comes to romantic relationships.
Men usually point their finger towards hormonal imbalances, menstrual cycles, or inherent psychological instability, while women tend to place blame on men’s inability to think without their penis, intrinsic shadiness, or a biologic tendency to lie and cheat.
I’ve been through my fair share of crazy experiences. Sometimes, yes I admit that I may have provoked them, but most times I am left dumbfounded by a women’s line of thinking. What seems like natural, innocent behavior to me is deemed inappropriate and inconsiderate by her. It’s madness!
Here are a couple of hypothetical m/c questions to help you gauge what men consider as ‘crazy.’ Be sure to jot down your answers, and then add up your point total at the end. Be honest!
1.) It’s Friday night and it is your bi-weekly, girls’ night/guys’ night out. He is hitting his favorite sports pub with the college buddies and you are getting dinner then cocktails at a high-end bar with the gals. Suddenly, Chris Brown’s “Forever” comes on over the speakers and you’re like, “Oh my God! This is our song. I have to call him.”
You call to let him know that you’re thinking about him, but he doesn’t answer. His phone might be on vibrate, so you call again. No answer. What do you do?
a.) Proceed to call one more time, then send an infuriated text
b.) Leave him a voicemail expressing how much you miss your baby
c.) Don’t call the rest of the night, ignore your phone, and give him the cold shoulder the next couple days
2.) Sunday dinner at your parent’s house. Everybody is home including your college frat boy of a little brother and your gorgeous former prom queen of an older sister.
Your boyfriend scarfs down a hearty New York Strip steak, before your sister has even gotten situated. She realizes that she doesn’t have a steak knife to cut her meat, so your boyfriend offers his. Your reaction?
a.) Kind of odd that my boyfriend is sharing eating utensils with my sister.
b.) He totally has a thing for my sister!
c.) What reaction? I’m going to enjoy this steak dinner with my family.
3.) You’re ordering at the Portillo’s drive thru. Their hot dogs and cheese fries have been screaming your name for weeks. You receive your food, thank the nice man, and proceed to the exit. You take a glance into the restaurant and see your boyfriend eating across from a girl.
What’s your next move?
a.) You park the car and join them.
b.) You storm through the doorway, march to the table, and poor the cheese from your fries on top of his head.
c.) You get a good look at her from a different view, find her on Facebook, and begin an investigation like you're the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
4.) You’ve just dropped your boyfriend off at his flag football game. As you’re almost back at your apartment, you get a text from a random number saying, “Hey, it’s me. I think I left my phone in your car. Could you hold on to it for me please? Thanks, Love you :)”
What do you do next?
a.) Go through his phone obviously! First, see who he’s been texting. Then, his call log. Lastly, his pictures.
b.) You get in a stare down with the phone. Blood rushes to your face just at the thought of what could possibly be in there, but you decide you’d rather not know.
c.) You text back, “No problem, love you too!” Then you place it in your purse and give it to him after the game.
5.) You’re starting to see this guy. You two have been out a couple times and it’s been going great. He has such a big heart and not to mention, the hottest smile.
Saturday night, one of your girlfriends calls to say, “I’m pretty sure that the guy you’re seeing is all over some girl at this bar. I didn’t see it, but my friend did.” Decision time.
a.) It might not even be him, besides we’re only starting to see each other. I’ll leave this one alone.
b.) Take a step back from the progressing relationship, put your guard way up, and wait until you have concrete evidence of shadiness.
c.) Conduct an interrogation with him. Make him give you a play-by-play of the night.
Answer key and point totals:
1.) a. 3points, b. 1, c. 5
2.) a. 3, b. 5, c. 1
3.) a. 1, b. 5, c. 3
4.) a. 5, b. 3, c. 1
5.) a. 1, b. 3, c. 5
Add up your point total, and see how you faired...
(5-9) Phew! You’re one of the normal ones. Congrats we can date.
(10-12) You have a couple of crazy tendencies, but that’s generally because your jaded from negative past experiences. Not bad though, you’re a potential keeper.
(13+) Code red, stay away from relationships. You obviously have repressed anger and trust issues that you should work on before making some guy’s life miserable. Save your emotional warfare because we don’t want to deal with it. Girl, you CRAZY!
Take it or leave it ;)
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