How To Attract A Cougar...And Keep Her Purring

How To Attract A Cougar...And Keep Her Purring

With the split of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher on the horizon, I thought it would be a good time to answer the many requests from 20 and 30-something male readers asking how they can attract and keep the interest of a cougar.   Younger men are fascinated with the cougar because she  is not only hot but she possesses the confidence and wisdom that the younger women do not have.

Here are 5 tips on how to keep your cougar purring:

1. Do Not Confuse a Cougar With A Pussy Cat.The first rule is to understand the true meaning of a cougar and what you are trying to land.  A cougar is a woman who is at least 40 years old and dates men that are at least 10 years younger. A cougar is hot, in good shape, extremely confident, successful, independent and looks much younger than her actual age.

2. A Cougar Is Not Your Meal Ticket.   The cougar does not need a man butchooses to be with the male she desires. Despite her financial success, the cougar is not to be viewed  as a sugar mama" and will not tolerate such requests. The cougar may buy you expensive gifts but rest assured, she will not be paying your rent.

3. Be A Man In A Boy Toy Body. If you want to hold a cougar’s interest, you need to be a man—not a boy.   The cougar has her pick of the litter.  It is crucial that you treat her like a commodity and pursue the cougar in an attentive but not stalker-like manner.  The cougar abhors insecure men and will cut off all contact (and your balls) if you continuously text, email or call her.  This is especially true because the cougar’s world does not revolve around you in the beginning of the relationship. So maintain a little mystery and tact and you will be generously rewarded.

4. Be  Interesting.  Cougars are intelligent, wise and worldly. If you cannot carry a conversation and teach the cougar something new, do not enter this phenomenon. Read the newspaper and make sure you know what you are talking about or she will chew you up and spit you out.

5. Keep It Hard Or Invest In Viagra. Let’s face it, the cougar has an extremely high sex drive. You are there for a purpose and that is to fulfill her sexually.  If you are not insatiably driven, do not bother with a cougar. The first time you have limp dick syndrome, she will kick you to the curb.

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