Posts in category "Horny Notes"

Horny Notes: May 10, 2011 -- Rose Needs to Pounce Early, Deng's Lack of Limits on D, J-Smoove 'Love-Hate' Relationship with Atlanta

Horny Notes: May 10, 2011 -- Rose Needs to Pounce Early, Deng's Lack of Limits on D, J-Smoove 'Love-Hate' Relationship with Atlanta
I’m going to start uploading NBA.com and Bulls.com videos to my YouTube channel. My first experimental upload was for today’s “Catch n’ Shoot,” then, I added this: I plan on ripping a ton of videos from their site to be shared here and for anyone else who wants to share them anywhere else. If this... Read more »

Horny Notes: May 6, 2011 -- Bulls' Dominant Rebounding, Crawford's Bad D & Big Mouth, Rose's Sprained Ankle,

Horny Notes: May 6, 2011 -- Bulls' Dominant Rebounding, Crawford's Bad D & Big Mouth, Rose's Sprained Ankle,
Jamal Crawford had the nerve to say after Game 2: “If that’s their best shot, we’re in good shape.” (K.C. Johnson and Fred Mitchell, Chicago Tribune): “That’s his opinion,” Derrick Rose responded. “To us, that wasn’t our best game at all.” Powerade put up a sweet billboard in the West Loop, commemorating Rose’s MVP honor... Read more »

Horny Notes: May 2, 2011 -- Jim Cornelison to Sing National Anthem for Game 1, Teague Will Start at PG, Boozer Expected to Play

Horny Notes: May 2, 2011 -- Jim Cornelison to Sing National Anthem for Game 1, Teague Will Start at PG, Boozer Expected to Play
Jim Cornelison will sing the national anthem before Game 1 on Monday. “In the wake of the death of Osama bin Laden, Chicago Bulls vice president of business operations Steve Schanwald said Monday there will be special significance to the pregame festivities.” (Roman Madrowski, ESPNChicago.com) Jeff Teague will start for the Hawks in place of... Read more »
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Horny Notes: April 26, 2011 -- D-Rose Playing Game 5, Bench Mob Benched, Boozer's Downs, Coach Korver

Horny Notes: April 26, 2011 -- D-Rose Playing Game 5, Bench Mob Benched, Boozer's Downs, Coach Korver
Derrick Rose is “definitely playing” Game 5 on Tuesday. He participated in Tuesday’s walk through, did some shooting, but didn’t practice; he was out of the precautionary walking boot and in shoes (K.C. Johnson, Twitter). .bbpBox62921850224787456 {background:url(http://a2.twimg.com/profile_background_images/35669026/dunk_small.jpg) #000000;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author... Read more »

Horny Notes: April 21, 2011 -- Plays of the Year, Deng's 1st Half Brick-iness, Korver's Gun-Shy-iness, Method to D-Rose Penetration Madness

Horny Notes: April 21, 2011 -- Plays of the Year, Deng's 1st Half Brick-iness, Korver's Gun-Shy-iness, Method to D-Rose Penetration Madness
BullsTV posted their Plays of the Year. Highlights of Ronnie Brewer, Joakim Noah, Kyle Korver, Luol Deng, Carlos Boozer, C.J. Watson, Taj Gibson, Brian Scalabrine, and one or two Derrick Rose plays, called by the — ahem — always objective and serene Stacey King, Neil Funk, Chuck Swirsky, and Bill Wennington: The Bulls won 11... Read more »

Horny Notes: April 19, 2011 -- Loving to Hate Psycho T's Trap, Vogel & a Trib Writer's BR Audition, on CP3-Rose Comparisons, Collison Day-to-Day

Horny Notes: April 19, 2011 -- Loving to Hate Psycho T's Trap, Vogel & a Trib Writer's BR Audition, on CP3-Rose Comparisons, Collison Day-to-Day
As a basketball nerd, I hated Tyler Hansbrough‘s trap on Derrick Rose that led to Kyle Korver‘s three in the corner. The Indy defense broke down because T’s trap because he was defending Joakim Noah on the weak side, forcing Booz’s defender — Jeff Foster — to shift to Noah and Paul George to virtually defend... Read more »
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Horny Notes: April 15, 2011 -- Previewing the Bulls-Pacers is Boring, Bulls Immense Favs, Props to Bogans

Horny Notes: April 15, 2011 -- Previewing the Bulls-Pacers is Boring, Bulls Immense Favs, Props to Bogans
Please accept that it’s a great team against a terrible team. The objective needs to be kicking them in the nuts, shoving them down, and spraying dust on them while moving on to the second round. I’m sorry, but I can’t bring myself to give you in-depth previews of the Bulls-Pacers series, so — thankfully... Read more »

Horny Notes: April 13, 2011 -- Brewer Out, Jo-No Questionable, East Playoff Schedule, Bulls Awesome Offense?

Horny Notes: April 13, 2011 -- Brewer Out, Jo-No Questionable, East Playoff Schedule, Bulls Awesome Offense?
Ronnie Brewer is out (thumb sprain); Joakim Noah questionable (ankle sprain) Wednesday vs. Nets (K.C. Johnson, Chicago Tribune). Brewer said after the game “he will play in the playoffs ‘as long as it’s attached.’ “Tom Thibodeau had plenty to say about resting players before the playoffs after Tuesday’s game where the two were injured. Matt... Read more »

Horny Notes: April 11, 2011 -- Bulls at the Top, the Rest Question, Brewer's Immense Defensive Value, the "MVP Conversation"

Horny Notes: April 11, 2011 -- Bulls at the Top, the Rest Question, Brewer's Immense Defensive Value, the "MVP Conversation"
The Bulls are #1 in the Schedule-Adjusted Offensive and Defensive Ratings. (Neil Paine, Basketball-Reference) Everything besides “don’t count out [insert historically good or high hoped team here]” says the Bulls should get to the Finals and put on a show, if not win it all. That said, if Noah isn’t a double-double machine, fuck hoping... Read more »
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Horny Notes: March 28, 2011 -- Magic Numbers, Bulls-Sixers Preview, Debating the MVP

Horny Notes: March 28, 2011 -- Magic Numbers, Bulls-Sixers Preview, Debating the MVP
This picture is beautiful: Sorry about no recap for the Bulls-Bucks game. Saturday and Sunday, I had to input midterm grades and spend some time a certain someone. Of course, the time I had to write the recap, I had technical issues and didn’t want to take away from that personal time — after a... Read more »