Posts in category "Crossover Porn"

Crossover Porn: Lego Jordan Breaking Lego Byron's Ankles... Yeah, Really (Video)

Crossover Porn: Lego Jordan Breaking Lego Byron's Ankles... Yeah, Really (Video)
Ever want to see great NBA Finals moments performed by Legos? Tauntr.com did it. And the #1 moment — at the 1:43 mark of the video — is Michael Jordan‘s crossover-stepback jumper in the 1998 Finals against the Jazz, where he added Byron Russell to his “Gonna Make You Look LOL Silly” list. Also, “Legoized”... Read more »

Horny Notes: April 21, 2011 -- Plays of the Year, Deng's 1st Half Brick-iness, Korver's Gun-Shy-iness, Method to D-Rose Penetration Madness

Horny Notes: April 21, 2011 -- Plays of the Year, Deng's 1st Half Brick-iness, Korver's Gun-Shy-iness, Method to D-Rose Penetration Madness
BullsTV posted their Plays of the Year. Highlights of Ronnie Brewer, Joakim Noah, Kyle Korver, Luol Deng, Carlos Boozer, C.J. Watson, Taj Gibson, Brian Scalabrine, and one or two Derrick Rose plays, called by the — ahem — always objective and serene Stacey King, Neil Funk, Chuck Swirsky, and Bill Wennington: The Bulls won 11... Read more »

Horny Notes: April 18, 2011 -- Deafening UC Stifled Pacers, Pacers D Wall Won't Stifle Rose, Top Bulls Plays of the Season

Horny Notes: April 18, 2011 -- Deafening UC Stifled Pacers, Pacers D Wall Won't Stifle Rose, Top Bulls Plays of the Season
Bulls fans played a huge role in their team winning Game 1. “Pacers center Roy Hibbert blamed the fans for botching his team’s ability to communicate with each other down the stretch while trying to guard Derrick Rose,” David Kaplan and Fred Mitchell wrote (Chicago Tribune). Tom Thibodeau fully expects more physical play and over-prevention... Read more »
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Hoop Doctors: Top Ten D-Rose Plays of the Year (Video)

Hoop Doctors: Top Ten D-Rose Plays of the Year (Video)
Not sure if I have an absolute #1 best Derrick Rose play of the year. The alley-oop from Ronnie Brewer against the Pistons and the block on James Johnson‘s fastbreak probably made me the most insane this season. The ankle-breaking crossover on Tyreke Evans was maybe the most embarrassing with beating LeBron James and Dwyane... Read more »

Crossover Porn: D-Rose Punks the Celts Better in Slow-Mo & HD (Video)

Crossover Porn: D-Rose Punks the Celts Better in Slow-Mo & HD (Video)
If you’re unaware of NBA.com’s “Phantom” series, it’s amazing and I highly suggest going through the videos on their YouTube page. They’re all beautiful. The Association put together a gorgeous piece of Derrick Rose making Rajon Rondo, Kevin Garnett, Nenad Krstic, and Glen Davis look silly on crossovers last week. If you have a slow... Read more »

Fun, Supplied By Derrick Rose Since All-Star Weekend (Video)

Fun, Supplied By Derrick Rose Since All-Star Weekend (Video)
NBA.com posted a pretty fun highlight reel of Derrick Rose plays on Mar.16, consisting of plays since the All-Star break. Whether you’re already in awe or are late joining the party on how special this 22-year-old leader is, enjoy!
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Brick-tastic Bulls Play No D in Portland and Aldridge Drops 42... Whah Hahpen?

Brick-tastic Bulls Play No D in Portland and Aldridge Drops 42... Whah Hahpen?
Terrible shooting and transition defense shot the Bulls in the foot with a great performance by LaMarcus Aldridge in their 109-103 loss. The Bulls (34-16) have now lost 10 of their last 12 in Portland after a 109-103 loss where the score makes the game look more like a toss-up than it was. The Blazers... Read more »

Crossover Porn: D-Will Puts Rook Flat on His Ass (Video)

Crossover Porn: D-Will Puts Rook Flat on His Ass (Video)
Deron Williams’ crossovers are more smooth than violent, but they’re pretty deadly. Watch him put 23-year-old Venezuelan rookie Greivis Vasquez on his ass and step back to drop a jumper with ease:

Crossover Porn and Dunk Porn From Derrick Rose Who's 'Too Big, Too Strong, Too Fast, Too Good' (Video)

Crossover Porn and Dunk Porn From Derrick Rose Who's 'Too Big, Too Strong, Too Fast, Too Good' (Video)
Stacey King was right. Neither Kyle Lowry, Luis Scola, nor Chuck Hayes had anything resembling answer for Derrick Rose makin’ moves on this play — or many other plays — Saturday night in the Bulls 119-116 OT win at home against the Houston Rockets:
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Crossover Porn: D-Rose Breaking Tyreke Evans' Ankles (Video)

Crossover Porn: D-Rose Breaking Tyreke Evans' Ankles (Video)
In the fourth quarter of the Suxcramento Queens’ meltdown on their home floor against the Bulls, Derrick Rose applied some violent ankle breakage to Tyreke Evans that made him eat the hardwood: “We’re just balling right now,” Rose said. “We know we have a good team.” Mm-hmm. Ball on, Balla’!