You're ballin' when it's big news that you ate a waffle.
Derrick Rose did so -- "a whole waffle," he told reporters Monday -- and it was big news, reported by Aggrey Sam of CSN Chicago on Twitter. Better news is that Rose is up to 211 lbs. after losing an estimated eight pounds last week from not being able to eat solid food due to two stomach ulcers. His regular playing weight is 213 lbs.
He missed zero games and this waffle is big news.
Conclusion: Rose is ballin'.