Dunk Porn: Gordon 'Spankmaster' Hayward's 'Too Big Yo' (Video)

Dunk Porn: Gordon 'Spankmaster' Hayward's 'Too Big Yo' (Video)

I wasn't really a Gordon Hayward fan when he was at Butler because that would require me watching the NCAA and bad, White basketball with color-coordinated losers bouncing up and down like epileptics in excitement over the bad, White basketball annoys me.

That said, I watched the NBA TV reality thing that followed Hayward around going into draft day and wish "Spankmaster" the best.

Dunking on the Absolutely Nots of New Jersey's big off-season free agent acquisition, Travis Outlaw (crickets), makes this even better:

Having watched a fairly obscene amount of Jazz basketball this season, Spanky's defense really impresses me. He isn't the fastest guy on the floor and at the two-guard, he's guarding some the better athletes in the game and starts this fast break on the other end of the floor with it.

But, he's 6'8", so keeps his wingspan and feet very active. When he makes a bigger positioning shift, there's just enough sag off to not let a guy blow past him, but not too far so contesting the shot -- even against small forwards -- is within his reach.

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