On a late night, or should I say early morning since it was three a.m., I had to really use the bathroom. In the cab, hurled over from too much drinking, I spotted a big, yellow, golden arch. After adjusting focus, one arch became four. After a few seconds and some more adjustments, the two lovely golden arches came in contrast. I asked the cabbie to pull over and wait as I used the restroom inside. I rushed out the cab and went straight to the bathroom ignoring everyone around me. There was but one task on my mind. I needed to pee so bad!