Posts in category "Humor"

Cancer Won’t Keep John McCain Down

I was watching “BREAKING NEWS” last night on a cable network and heard the sad news that Arizona Senator John McCain was diagnosed with brain cancer. Unfortunately, this particular type of brain cancer, glioblastoma, is pretty damn bad. While this news is very tragic, I found the banter between the show’s host and panelists disturbing.... Read more »

Taking A Break From Decision Making

Do you ever feel like you are the primary decision maker in your family? That absolutely every decision made, is made by you, and only you? I for one have to make about one zillion decisions each and every day. I make decisions for myself, my husband, our three children, other family members, friends –... Read more »

George and Amal Clooney Have The Audacity To Go “Normal”

Dear George & Amal Clooney, I don’t know who you think you are. Whether it is sheer arrogance on your part or just plain contempt for the American people, I am shocked and disappointed by your reckless behavior. You gave birth to two beautiful babies and then go and give them “normal” names! What were you... Read more »

An Open Letter To My Childrens' School Lunch

Dear School Lunch, The school year is coming to a close and I have had a chance to look back at our time together.  Like any relationship, we have had our ups and downs. September In September you were the poster lunch for I fondly recall your proper serving sizes of organic non-GMO fruits,... Read more »

Five Tips For Making It Through Your First Mother’s Day When Mom Dies

I lost my mom unexpectedly Friday, May 12th. There’s never a good time to lose your mom, but Mother’s Day weekend is a pretty sucky weekend to lose a mom. Mother’s Day is supposed to be filled with the obligatory brunch, homemade cards from the kids – a celebration of the woman whose bladder leakage... Read more »

Here is How Parents Should Compensate Babysitters

Last Saturday my husband and I attended a party and needed to get a babysitter. I arranged for a friend’s high school-aged daughter to babysit. She was new to our babysitter squad, but I had heard great things and decided to give it a try. She turned out to be a fabulous babysitter. She played... Read more »

36 Things I Found In My Purse

This morning I attempted to locate something I thought might be in my purse. I opened my bag and by gosh by golly, it looked like something out of an episode of Hoarders. No joke, I am hauling around a shit storm of debris. No wonder I am suffering shoulder pain. Holy hell… how did... Read more »

Great Books For The Fledgling Feminist

Not sure if you heard the news, but as compared to male counterparts, women are still getting the short end of the stick when it comes to equal pay.   In fact, Google just got sent to the principal’s office (aka the Department of Labor) for giving women’s paychecks the shaft.  Okay Google. Frustratingly, it looks... Read more »

Getting Old Sucks: Why You Need To Get Long-Term Care Insurance A-Sap

My last Getting Old Sucks post was in regards to the importance of estate planning. Hopefully you are well on your way to having your will and health care directives ready to roll. Today I am tackling the sexy topic of long-term care insurance (LTC).   “What in the hell is LTC?” you might ask. LTC... Read more »

Clearing The Snow Off My Driveway In 20 Easy Steps

Step 1: Put on wool socks, heavy sweater, snow pants, down winter coat, hand warmers, gloves, hat, scarf, winter boots, and ear buds. Step 2: Assess the snow’s depth; determining whether a shovel or snow blower is the right tool for the job. Choose snow blower to save time. Step 3: Move four bikes, two... Read more »