Posts tagged "Movies"

4 Best Dudes in Movies

4 Best Dudes in Movies
Main characters were exempt from this list because just about every main character, at some point, has to undergo a few boring scenes for the sake of character development, empathy generation, subplot, etc.,  whereas the sole function of supporting characters might be to deliver 10 lines funny lines and knock them out of the park.... Read more »

6 Assumptive Movie Reviews

6 Assumptive Movie Reviews
I have not yet seen any of the following, nor do I plan to. However, that didn’t stop me from reviewing them anyway based upon what I assume they are like.  Reviewed in this Edition: Scre4m, Source Code, Rio, Hop, Arthur, and the Adjustment Bureau.  ———————————————–Like us on Facebook

Top 10 Biggest Oscar Upsets of All-Time

There seems to be about one of these every three years. We dug through the archives and came up with the 10 biggest shockers by our estimation. Wonder if we’ll see another head-scratcher this Sunday?
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Top 5 Movie Theaters To Bring A Date For Valentine's Day

The economy is awful, and it has sucked for everyone besides the guys that didn’t go to jail in Too Big To Fail.  However, come Valentine’s Day you can save a little cheese and bring your GF to a movie instead of her favorite Holiday Inn Express.  And, if it is the first date, movies... Read more »

Top 5 Comedies That Give Real Comedy a Bad Rep

Somewhere between Heathers and Baby Mamma women are still trying to figure out their place in the comedy film world and deserve more credit than given. And I blame that on the release of and any and all publicity given to Just My Luck with Lindsay Lohan
You won’t see too many comedy films at the Golden Globes or the Oscars. Here are five reasons why.

6 Commercials I Fu#%ing Hate

At the risk of sounding like someone wearing a tinfoil helmet, I will keep this as brief as I can: I hate it when commercials try to change your current emotions. Movie commercials are often offenders in this realm. You are half-assedly watching tv while you surf the web on your computer and suddenly you start to feel like you're on edge then realize it is because the television is blaring a loud, screeching-music-laden horror movie commercial. Will associating your movie with physical uncomfortability really incentivize me to pay $12 to see your movie? Probably not. I'm trying to unwind after a long day of work, not imagine Freddie Kruger is chasing me That being said, I actually prefer Hefty's aluminum foil over Reynold's. It just has a more lasting snug fit.
At a minimum, commercials should entertain you. At best, they should persuade you. These are neither. In fact, they are so annoying that they deter us from using their products. 
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Top 30 Villains in a Sports Movie

Because without Villains, our favorite underdog-heroes would just be annoying hustle players like Steve “Wojo” Wojciechowski: