Posts tagged "Los Angeles"

The Single Bro's Guide to the American Cities

Chicago: Do you like the idea of being a Cubs fans?  You don't have to like the sport of baseball or the actual Cubs team. You just have to like telling people you are drunk, taking off your shirt, fist pounds, and Wrigleyville.
Bros of the USA, please put down your Bud Light, take off your aviators, and take a seat because this list is for you. ¬†Whether you are moving to a new city or just going to visit, please use this as your guide to bro it out like a bro and impress some chicks in... Read more »

5 Fates Worse Than Being Stuck in the Chicago Blizzard

5. You Could be in San Antonio and Remember the Alamo was a Successful Instance of Someone Messin' With Texas<br><br>There are two Rules in Texas: 1. Remember the Alamo, 2. Don't Mess With Texas. So let us recall what transpired at the Alamo: Mexico messed with Texas and kicked Texas' ass. Does pointing that out count as Texas Justice for Texas Logic? Heart Disease is certainly messing with Texas and having its way.
No Chicago resident wants to be snowed-in. But is confinement in our great city really worse than freedom to move around in other major US cities? for instance:You could be in Miami getting the herp from sharing a potty seat after you almost made out with tranny. Let’s explore….