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6 Ways to Make Your Job More Like College

6 Ways to Make Your Job More Like College
A few words of advice to the graduating class of 2012 from Dan P, the assistant professor of partying all/some of the time. I’d like to congratulate the class of 2012 and welcome them to the work world. As much fun as college was, you unfortunately cannot make a career out of chugging booze, creeping... Read more »

8 Things to Do If You Forget Someone’s Name

Have you ever found yourself talking to somebody and then suddenly realize you can’t remember their name? Whether it’s your blind date, your new coworker, or the man urinating next to you in the drunk tank, it’s always embarrassing. So rather than admit you forgot their name (and risk looking foolish), here are a few... Read more »

10 Ways to Avoid a Physical Altercation

If you’re like me, then one of your least favorite activities is a physical beat-down. And if you’re also like me, all of your Star Wars wristwatches and Pacman T-shirts make you a common target for them. Rather than flee (and risk spilling a fresh Big Gulp), here are a few time-tested ways to avoid... Read more »