Posts tagged "Kanye West"

5 Things I'd Tell Kanye West at his Sorely-Needed Intervention

5 Things I'd Tell Kanye West at his Sorely-Needed Intervention
“I met ye’s music when I was 24 years old and what I loved most he had so much soul…”   1) Maybe it’s time to go back to keeping it real This would be a great time for you to take your shtick down a notch. Your current egomania was fueled by your early... Read more »

Wait, So Kanye is now Yeezus? 12 Other Musicians who Changed Names

Wait, So Kanye is now Yeezus? 12 Other Musicians who Changed Names
Kanye West recently told a reporter that Kanye West was his slave name and that his new moniker, Yeezus, was his God name. As a fan of Kanye(‘s music), a few thoughts immediately came to mind. 1) Kanye is already a distinct name; is a new name really essential? 2) He goes out of his... Read more »

6 More Reasons Kim Kardashian is STILL is not Actually Pregnant

6 More Reasons Kim Kardashian is STILL is not Actually Pregnant
On January 10th, I told you that Kim Kardashian is not Actually Pregnant. I still think that’s true and I think there is even more evidence now. 1. Kanye’s Work (himself) Out (of the fake Relationship) Plan After thinking about the surprising way Kanye broke the news of Kim’s pregnancy, I developed another theory to the... Read more »
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5 Reasons Kim Kardashian Is not Actually Pregnant

5 Reasons Kim Kardashian Is not Actually Pregnant
Admittedly, there is very good reason to believe Kim Kardashian is pregnant. And I also admit that we once had good reason to believe she was in love and about to marry the man of her dreams. Since we can’t trust her any farther than we can spit her, let’s look a little deeper into... Read more »

The Soundtrack to Defending the AAJA Trivia Bowl Crown: Memories of Ass Kicking set to Music

The Soundtrack to Defending the AAJA Trivia Bowl Crown: Memories of Ass Kicking set to Music
“..people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel”. Since we humiliated them, I wouldn’t expect anyone from WBEZ to know that quotation was said by Maya Angelou, but it was, and I’ve always enjoyed it (both the quotation and humiliating WBEZ).... Read more »

Stupid Week Kickoff: Why it's Stupid to Think Kanye and Kim Kardashian are a Real Couple

Stupid Week Kickoff: Why it's Stupid to Think Kanye and Kim Kardashian are a Real Couple
Lists That Actually Matters is running a theme week this week. The theme is: Stupid. Today is the first edition in our 5-part soft-hitting series on things that are stupid. I guess you already know today’s topic.   Some of you probably think Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are an actual couple. You’ll maybe defend... Read more »
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Gino's East or Giordano's? Wrigley Field or Soldier Field? Google Results Declare Winners in 20 Chicago Rivalries

Gino's East or Giordano's? Wrigley Field or Soldier Field? Google Results Declare Winners in 20 Chicago Rivalries
We Chicagoans love to compare.  We will always  compare our city to New York, just like we’ll always debate  who serves  the best deep dish pizza and which side of town hosts the superior baseball team. I thought Google results could be one simple metric to declare a winner, and while I was a it... Read more »

Who Will be 50Cent's Penis?

Who Will be 50Cent's Penis?
As all intelligent people know by now, 50 Cent bet a woman on Twitter that if the New York Giants lost the Super Bowl, he’d show his penis on Twitter. It’s ok to be impressed by my 100% battery life. We know 50 isn’t actually going to show a picture of his hog then go... Read more »

Suggested New Year's Resolutions for Famous People

Suggested New Year's Resolutions for Famous People
Let’s face it, we could all tighten up our game a little in 2012. I’m here to help. Herman Cain: If you’re going to write a book and then get caught cheating, make sure Barnes & Noble doesn’t have it in this section:   The CTA: Your “Holiday Train” has man dressed as Santa Claus... Read more »
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Kim Kardashian's Future Husband Pool

Kim Kardashian's Future Husband Pool
Straight  up- I lifted this idea from Grantland.com. I thought the idea was brilliant, yet poorly executed by the contributors. In other words, I wished I had thought of that and I think I can do better. Here’s my attempt. The best possible outcome for the Kardashians from here is that they wind up like the... Read more »