Heidi Montag's Tear Ducts<br><br>If she knew what her life has become she would be using them a LOT if they still worked.
While walking by an elderly smoker today I thought, “Man, I would NOT like to wake tomorrow as her heart. Holy crap that would suck.”. That lead me to wonder which other body parts I would not want to be wake up as tomorrow should I undergo a Kafkaesque experience.