Posts tagged "Facebook"

5 (more) Things Hipsters' Love

5. Cats: You know, because dogs are like way too mainstream.  And most people hate cats because cats hate people, shit in a box in your house, and pretend their owners are dead unless they need to eat.  So obviously hipsters have to like them.  If you think about it, it makes perfect sense.  Like cats, hipsters also hate eye contact and only talk to their parents if they need food or money (because they are pursuing a career as a blogger, artist, musician or a sustainable ecosystem consultant).
In case you missed the original “10 Things Hipsters’ Love” post, please check it out as it will get our blog more hits and, unlike hipsters, we aren’t afraid to admit that material things like ” getting more hits” mean something to us.  Anyway, here are a few more things our overly self-aware hipster friends cannot live... Read more »

12 Things That Have Never Been Said About Social Media

12 Things That Have Never Been Said About Social Media
1. I wish my friends would upload more pics of their food; I’m constantly wondering what it is they’re eating. 2. There is no doubt in my mind that YouTube commenter was popular in middle school. 3. What do you mean you “Opted out” of Facebook’s graph search? Why? 4. The best Tweets are vague... Read more »

7 Ways Smartphones and the Web F*%k up Your Brain

7 Ways Smartphones and the Web F*%k up Your Brain
1. The Concept of my Attention Span Seems a Distant Memory Having a smartphone and being on Twitter can give you the attention span of a toddler experiencing meth withdrawal. No longer is it good enough to wait indefinitely for an elevator or  sit through a commercial break. Oh, God no.   Instead of suffering... Read more »
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Eight Signs You're Procrastinating

Eight Signs You're Procrastinating
Someone once said, “Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?” Which is a stupid question obviously posed by someone whose check engine light never went on. The answer, of course, is that in lieu of taking time out of your day to do boring things like fixing that exhaust leak, you could... Read more »

Is The Huffington Post Really THIS Stupid? Yes.

Follow @AndyDisco The Huffington Post is popular, successful and relevant- no one disputes any of those. But I wonder how efficient the HuffPo is with their home page’s real estate. Sure a lot of the news is intelligent, timely and important but other headlines of theirs are laughably worthless. Here are 13 actual examples from... Read more »

6 Websites and Their REAL Names

www.Facebook.com<br><br>LookWhatYouWishYouWouldHaveFuckedInHighSchool,BITCHES.com
You know how when you see a pudgy, middle-aged lady reading Cat Fancy magazine you think, “Why don’t they just name that magazine ‘Lonely, Pudgy, Middle-Aged Lady Monthly’? Because that is who it is really for.”? I applied the same line of logic to websites. I mean couldn’t USAToday.com also be called TheMatchboxTwentyOfNews.com?
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8 Reasons I am not on Facebook

The Facebook Venn Diagram<br><br>All of the biggest conformists I know are on Facebook (as well as plenty of non-conformists too, admittedly). However, a lot of my least conforming friends, who are the deepest thinkesr, are NOT on Facebook. Same with ingelligence- all the stupid people I know are on Facebook, and that isn't true of all the smartest people I know. Maybe it's not that great.
I feel like I have this conversation increasingly often. I figured I would just write it down and send people the link now instead. All my fellow non-Facebook users are invited to do the same.

Top 9 Annoying Things People Do On Facebook

Top 9 Annoying Things People Do On Facebook
“Like” us on Facebook, and we promise to use protection when poking you.  Trust me, you don’t want to know where our poker has been.  Many of us out there are just casual Facebook users. Casual Facebook users are Facebook minimalists; they only use Facebook for its very basic functions – looking at pictures of attractive people... Read more »