Posts tagged "Chicago Blizzard"

A Dozen Ways to Pass the Time During a Blizzard

Construct a poorly written list for a local website: Sorry, Chicago's taken.
Snowmageddon! Blizzaster! And other frightening words with “snow” or “blizzard” shoehorned into them! The blizzard of 2011 is upon us and it’s out to get you and everyone you love. LOOK OUT! It’s right behind you! That was close. Get inside. Lock your doors. Barricade your windows. Clog your toilet. Any entry point is at... Read more »

5 Fates Worse Than Being Stuck in the Chicago Blizzard

5. You Could be in San Antonio and Remember the Alamo was a Successful Instance of Someone Messin' With Texas<br><br>There are two Rules in Texas: 1. Remember the Alamo, 2. Don't Mess With Texas. So let us recall what transpired at the Alamo: Mexico messed with Texas and kicked Texas' ass. Does pointing that out count as Texas Justice for Texas Logic? Heart Disease is certainly messing with Texas and having its way.
No Chicago resident wants to be snowed-in. But is confinement in our great city really worse than freedom to move around in other major US cities? for instance:You could be in Miami getting the herp from sharing a potty seat after you almost made out with tranny. Let’s explore….