Posts tagged "Brendan Fraser"

5 Fates Worse Than Being Stuck in the Chicago Blizzard

5. You Could be in San Antonio and Remember the Alamo was a Successful Instance of Someone Messin' With Texas<br><br>There are two Rules in Texas: 1. Remember the Alamo, 2. Don't Mess With Texas. So let us recall what transpired at the Alamo: Mexico messed with Texas and kicked Texas' ass. Does pointing that out count as Texas Justice for Texas Logic? Heart Disease is certainly messing with Texas and having its way.
No Chicago resident wants to be snowed-in. But is confinement in our great city really worse than freedom to move around in other major US cities? for instance:You could be in Miami getting the herp from sharing a potty seat after you almost made out with tranny. Let’s explore….

Wait, HE is in that movie? No, I'm not Gonna see it.

Wait, HE is in that movie? No, I'm not Gonna see it.
No one ever questions Hollywood. They make so few quality films a year and no one thinks they need to step it up. I mean, Keanu Reeves gets work as an actor. Don’t tell me you’re trying to make the best film you can, and Keanu Reeves was a cog in that wheel. This List... Read more »