Posts tagged "Barack Obama"

10 things that Republicans Taking Control of Congress Proves

10 things that Republicans Taking Control of Congress Proves
According to my childhood friends and parents (I’m from Oak Park), progress officially died on Tuesday. Here are the 10 things that the GOP unquestionably proved by retaking control of Congress. 1) That psycho guy on your news feed that blamed Obama for everything from trying to steal his machine gun while he was sleeping to the faux Ebola crisis was... Read more »

8 Essential Election Night Questions Answered

8 Essential Election Night Questions Answered
1. Will CNN use overly elaborate technology? Well, duh. Sure some of it is super cool and useful  but at least 10% is just the tech version of gilding the lily. The better questions are: Will they let Wolf Blitzer touch any of it, Will John King be the only one who can use it... Read more »

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets

Top 5 Awesomely Degenerate Super Bowl Bets
Are you a gambler looking to make the transition from casual to degenerate?  Or maybe your boyfriend or sibling has a gambling problem, and you are looking for a way to relate.  This list is comprised of the truly pathetic, degenerate bets that only the cream of the crop of addicts would ever touch.  (Every single category listed... Read more »
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The Bin Laden Replacements: 15 new enemy figureheads for Obama to go git

It ain't a war without an enemy, and it ain't an endless war without a mythical enemy. I promise you: this dude won't get caught in a mansion. And like that, he's gone.
The U.S. finally bagged Osama bin Laden, thus begging the question: Who’s next? There’s always a new enemy, always a new threat, always a new war to fight. And of course, there’s always politics. Common sense says that killing Public Enemy Number One would give Obama the political currency needed for re-election, but a lot... Read more »

Top 5 Rumored Slogans for the Obama Reelection Campaign

Top 5 Rumored Slogans for the Obama Reelection Campaign
After dropping the two hottest campaign slogans, “Change” and “Yes We Can”, since “I Like Ike”, Obama has set the bar pretty high for his 2012 reelection campaign.  Rumor has it these are the 5 slogans Obama is trying to decide between. ———————————————–“Like” us on Facebook