Posts in category "Ugly Week"

Top 5 Signs You May NOT Be Good Looking

1. Do you have adult braces?  If you are over 15, and have braces, you should care less about straight teeth.
Curious if you are single because of how you look? Or if you are dating an ugly guy/gal only because you value personalities?  What better way to cap off ugly week than letting the readers know whether or not they are uggos.  

10 Ugliest Species of Fish: Ugly Week Continues

Stonefish <br><br>

This versatile gentleman camoflouges really well in rocky surfaces, sandy surfaces or Limbaugh family portraits.
First is a free grammar lesson:  when is it grammatically correct to use “fishes” in a sentence,  and when is “fish”  (plural)  correct? Answer: When you refer to many of the same species you use “fish”  (plural),  when there are more than one kind, they are collectively known as “fishes”.  And when you do you... Read more »

9 Ugliest Garbage Pail Kids: Ugly Week Continues

2. I see the cuff link but does that shirt even have French cuffs? What an ugly fashion faux-pas! 2) Oh and there's that semen too.
Ugly week is alive and well, ugly. If you don’t remember the Garbage Pail Kids you are either younger than me and/or dignified. While “researching” this topic I found a lot of either new-age Garbage Pail Kids or PhotoShopped ones, but I think all of these are originals. 
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Top 10 Ugliest Features of Impossibly Attractive People

Marissa Miller shows up for dinner parties empty handed: No wine. No cake. No specialty spinach dip. Nothing. Then she has the gall to ask for leftovers. And the worst part? She doesn't even eat them. She gives them away to the "homeless." What a waste.
It’s day three of Ugly Week here at Lists That Actually Matter and my fellow heartthrobs and I couldn’t be happier with the results. But as we approach the mid-point of Ugly Week (a most solemn and reflective time) we also want to be very clear that ugliness is not confined to just outward appearances.... Read more »

Top 10 Ugliest A-List Celebrities

Top 10 Ugliest A-List Celebrities
Look! Ugly people can be famous too!

6 Ugliest Dog Breeds

Boston Terrier <br><br> Wait, so Boston gave us Dane Cook, New Kids on the Block, Ben Affleck AND this breed of dog? Now I know what to tell the wasted Red Sox fan who won't stop spitting while he shouts Boston sportsisms at me in a non-sports bar. Before that it was usually something more like, "Holy wow, dude your breath is horrible. Do you want a piece of gum? No, you know what? That isn't a question. Here's some gum, dude."
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The 8 Ugliest U.S. Presidents

Abraham Lincoln: the Sixteenth President of the United States <br><br>
Sorry Abey Baby, but out of respect for you I gotta be honest- you're not very attractive. Well I mean, "out of respect" in the sense that you were always honest, so I will respect your example of honesty. I didn't want to imply that I was calling you ugly out of respect for you. Though, technically, I kinda was.
It’s Ugly Week at Lists That Actually Matter. Each day we will unveil a list ranking the ugliness of a topic. Being that Monday is President’s Day, today’s topic is Ugliest United States Presidents. To establish the definition of ugly in this sense I am going strictly on the superficial. Human decency didn’t factor into... Read more »