Posts in category "Top 5"

Sports and Their Social Media Equivalences

Sports and Their Social Media Equivalences
1. Facebook = Baseball: Old people are really into it and think it is way more relevant than it really is, but nobody under 30 is even using it anymore.   2. WhatsApp = Soccer:  Everyone in the rest of the world uses it everyday, but nobody in America even knows it exists.   3. Instagram = NBA: Neither looks as good... Read more »

Top 6 Randys of TV and Cinema

<strong>#6 Randy "The Macho Man" Savage</strong><br><br> Not only is he a randy savage, but he is also a macho man on top of that. <br><br>Mr. Savage was a household name in the early 90's and It's fair to say that every male between the ages of 25 and 36 has imitated the Macho Man in one way or another- possibly with a flying elbow, an "Oooh Oooh yee--uh", a "Snap into a Slim Jim!" or pointing to your cheek where you want the Lovely Elizabeth to kiss you. In a world filled with randy savages, he was truly a macho man.
While Randy is a pretty common name here in the States it is rarely used for TV and movie characters. It’s possible that producers avoid the name for fear it will alienate British audiences since Randy means something like “amorous” or “frisky” over there, or maybe they avoid naming anyone else Randy because they know... Read more »

5 (more) Things Hipsters' Love

5. Cats: You know, because dogs are like way too mainstream.  And most people hate cats because cats hate people, shit in a box in your house, and pretend their owners are dead unless they need to eat.  So obviously hipsters have to like them.  If you think about it, it makes perfect sense.  Like cats, hipsters also hate eye contact and only talk to their parents if they need food or money (because they are pursuing a career as a blogger, artist, musician or a sustainable ecosystem consultant).
In case you missed the original “10 Things Hipsters’ Love” post, please check it out as it will get our blog more hits and, unlike hipsters, we aren’t afraid to admit that material things like ” getting more hits” mean something to us.  Anyway, here are a few more things our overly self-aware hipster friends cannot live... Read more »
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Weekend News Recap

Weekend News Recap
“Abandon all hope of agreeing, ye non-critical thinkers who enter.” - Dante (kind of) 1.The United States Learns a Very Special Lesson About Friendship Edward Snowden became a political refugee when he told the world that the United States spied on it’s own citizens, Russia, China and most other countries. He fled to China-controlled Hong... Read more »

5 Weirdest Looking College Basketball Coaches

5.  Frank Martin, South Carolina:  Frank Martin is either yelling, about to yell, or about to have a heart attack at all moments he is on camera.  I have never seen his forehead unclenched, his face not red, or his players ever feel like their lives are not in danger.
The college basketball coaching world is home of some of the weirdest looking adults on earth.  It’s a world where the likes of the Shermanator, Sloth, Reece Witherspoon, Anne Hathaway’s smile, and Tommy Lee Jones can finally feel like they fit in.  But, in the coaches’ defense, wouldn’t you start to look weird if you... Read more »

5 Keys to being a Successful Chicago Bears Coach

5 Keys to being a Successful Chicago Bears Coach
If your name is not Mike Ditka, it’s nearly impossible to coach the Bears and not eventually be hated by the fans.  However, here at Lists That Actually Matter, we believe it can be done.  So for all those candidates out there hoping to be the next Chicago Bears coach, follow these 5 tips, and... Read more »
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Top 6 Must See Artists at Electric Forest 2012

1. PAPADOSIO: Papadosio is a five piece electronic rock band cultivating conscious music that purposely defies genre classification. Their music attempts to create an inspirational environment for progress and positivity.For the past 5 years, Papadosio has been creating conscious, mind expanding dance music that purposely defies classification. In an attempt to create an inspirational environment for progressive and positive thinking, this year of 2012 will see the addition of some very exciting and integral means of expressing their artistic message. Papadosio asks that everyone reevaluate the role of music and take a less nostalgic view of what has been and a more enthusiastic view of what is and what could be. As the year unfolds Papadosio encourages fans to come with open ears, minds, and hearts, and help them wake the world.
(“Like” us on Facebook) The music line-up, experience, culture and environment of electric forest is nothing but magnificent. I wanted to point out a few truly notable artists that may be easy to miss throughout your magical weekend! The artists below are some of the best up and coming artists I’ve recently discovered in 2012.... Read more »

Five Things You're Entirely Too Proud of Yourself for Doing

Five Things You're Entirely Too Proud of Yourself for Doing
Are you like me? Do you think I’m great? Well, I really have to agree with you on that one. But chances are, you think you’re pretty great, too. And you probably think a number of things you do are also great. I think that about myself, too. God, we’re great, aren’t we? Congratulations. You’ve... Read more »

Top 5 Puppy Bowl Storylines

It’s time once more for the biggest sporting event of the year involving baby dogs. The Puppy Bowl is here again and, if my wife is a proper barometer, America couldn’t be more excited, and also apparently wants me to stop leaving my dirty dishes in the sink. But whether you’re a diehard frolicking fan... Read more »
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Top 5 Rappers From Canada

Top 5 Rappers From Canada
              Finalizing this list took a lot of re-thinking, re-organizing and soul-searching. But here it is at long last.   5. Snow (pictured) 4. 3. Drake 2. 1.