Category: Television

15 Best Black Characters Ever of TV and Cinema

15 Best Black Characters Ever of TV and Cinema
It’s Black History Month and us writers at Lists That Actually Matter know our black history. We know that our nation’s treatment of black people is not always comfortable to discuss at work, and large parts of it are regrettable and leave us shaking our head.  So if I want my list to accurately portray... Read more »

Christopher Dorner Celebrity Love Child Investigation

This is the official military photograph of Christopher Dorner.
Platypuses, The Bermuda Triangle and The Taos Hum serve to remind us that we humans do not have all the answers.  Some people find such mysteries to be a fun curiosity, while others view them as an affront to mankind’s empirical knowledge. Being that I am a bit of an arm-chair celebrity geneticist (successful instances here and here),... Read more »

6 Preemptive Super Bowl Commercial Reviews

6 Preemptive Super Bowl Commercial Reviews
Technically, I haven’t seen any Super Bowl commercials just yet, but that doesn’t mean I don’t already know what they’ll be like or that I’m not already annoyed by them. 1. That commercial with the monkeys was my favorite. What can I say? I’m a sucker for monkeys with mustaches smoking cigars while they jump... Read more »
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The Liz and Dick Drinking Game

The Liz and Dick Drinking Game
This pop culture landmark and  future instant classic airs Sunday at 9/8c on Lifetime. If you like awful stuff as much as I do, I cannot recommend this highly enough.   – When you look at the tv and don’t see Liz Taylor, but rather Lindsay Lohan feebly trying to portray her, take a drink.... Read more »

Top 5 Puppy Bowl Storylines

It’s time once more for the biggest sporting event of the year involving baby dogs. The Puppy Bowl is here again and, if my wife is a proper barometer, America couldn’t be more excited, and also apparently wants me to stop leaving my dirty dishes in the sink. But whether you’re a diehard frolicking fan... Read more »

Five Ways to Get On the News

Like us on Facebook. Just go to the camcorder section of your local electronics store and you’ll see that the desire to be on TV remains strong in an American public determined to prove that they got talent, despite what that bastard Howie Mandel might say. People want their 15 minutes, and aside from various... Read more »
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6 Best Fat Kid Characters of TV/Cinema

6 Best Fat Kid Characters of TV/Cinema
Please note I am jesting about the fictional character and not the actor himself. I have better things to do than point and laugh at people who used to be fat (editor’s note: That last sentence was a bald-faced lie).   Chunk from Goonies   Very simply the gold standard of chubby child actors.  ... Read more »

Top 5 Saved By The Bell Rivalries - Part II

Top 5 Saved By The Bell Rivalries - Part II
“Like” us on Facebook – Follow @dantello1 A while back I did a post on the top Saved by the Bell rivalries, and it focused on the traditional Saved by the Bell rivalries – your Yankees vs. Red Sox like rivalries.  This list focuses on the more obscure rivalries, like nurses vs. doctors or lawyers... Read more »

5 Best Television Commercials Ever

I totally love how the frat boy describes everything in terms of awesomeness (e.g. "You are so awesome.", "This is kinda awesome."). For a solid two year stretch of my life, whenever I'd hear a woman whining up a storm I'd always think of: the whiny wife's "Ugghh! Are you KIDDING MEE?". Because honestly? I just wanna make an omelette!!!! <p><p><p>
Follow @AndyDisco I assume everyone will agree 100% with all five of my selections. On the off-chance that doesn’t happen, let me know what I missed.  ——————————————-“Like” us on Facebook.
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6 Awesomest Little People of Television

Weng Weng <br><br> The only man that will EVER head a list like this for TR Slyder. He's the little James Bond of the South Pacific. I am not joking. Check out the trailer for one of his classics: <p><p>
This list doesn’t even include Gary Coleman or Emmanuel Lewis. Honestly. And the last one is technically a movie star in the Philippines. But since you can’t see him on the silver screen in this country I felt I could categorize him as a television star. ——————————————- “Like” us on Facebook.