Posts in category "Television"

4 Reasons Jon Stewart Should Shut His Pizza Pie Hole

4 Reasons Jon Stewart Should Shut His Pizza Pie Hole
1. The only reason you don’t call it “New York style pizza”, is because you are already in New York, tough guy. The rest of the country calls your pizza, “New York style pizza”, I’ll that you that for free.   2. For a guy that fakes an Italian accent so often, you’d think Jon... Read more »

11 Things I Want to see Invented/Made That We Already Have the Technology for

Waiter Call Button at Restaurants <br><br> Airplanes have them for flight attendants, so why don't restaurants have them for waiters? If waiters came only when they were called, wouldn't that be more efficient for everybody?
The title is pretty self-explanatory. All of us come up with ideas for things, “they oughta make”, and this is mine. It’s my first time doing a list like this so some ideas are gonna be more awesome than others, but I’d say they range from “Pretty awesome”, to, “Objectively the best idea possible”.

8 Reasons I was Psyched to see Geraldo's Areolae in his Selfie

8 Reasons I was Psyched to see Geraldo's Areolae in his Selfie
I’ve always liked extremely stupid stuff and being psyched about seeing Geraldo’s areolae certainly continues that proud tradition. Don’t get me wrong- I despise things that are stupid. But extremely stupid stuff captivates me like how a tornado enthralls a storm-chaser, it’s destructive and scary but I crave the rush of its nearness. Not the... Read more »
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5 Best Canceled Reality Shows

5 Best Canceled Reality Shows
Trying to rank these canceled reality shows would be too difficult because I love them all , so they appear in random order. 1. Kid Nation (as shown above) This 2007 show had 40 kids ranging from ages 8-15 trying to turn an abandoned town into an operational commune complete with laborers, cooks, merchants, a... Read more »

Weekend News Recap

Weekend News Recap
“Abandon all hope of agreeing, ye non-critical thinkers who enter.” - Dante (kind of) 1.The United States Learns a Very Special Lesson About Friendship Edward Snowden became a political refugee when he told the world that the United States spied on it’s own citizens, Russia, China and most other countries. He fled to China-controlled Hong... Read more »

15 Best Black Characters Ever of TV and Cinema

15 Best Black Characters Ever of TV and Cinema
It’s Black History Month and us writers at Lists That Actually Matter know our black history. We know that our nation’s treatment of black people is not always comfortable to discuss at work, and large parts of it are regrettable and leave us shaking our head.  So if I want my list to accurately portray... Read more »
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Christopher Dorner Celebrity Love Child Investigation

This is the official military photograph of Christopher Dorner.
Platypuses, The Bermuda Triangle and The Taos Hum serve to remind us that we humans do not have all the answers.  Some people find such mysteries to be a fun curiosity, while others view them as an affront to mankind’s empirical knowledge. Being that I am a bit of an arm-chair celebrity geneticist (successful instances here and here),... Read more »

6 Preemptive Super Bowl Commercial Reviews

6 Preemptive Super Bowl Commercial Reviews
Technically, I haven’t seen any Super Bowl commercials just yet, but that doesn’t mean I don’t already know what they’ll be like or that I’m not already annoyed by them. 1. That commercial with the monkeys was my favorite. What can I say? I’m a sucker for monkeys with mustaches smoking cigars while they jump... Read more »

The Liz and Dick Drinking Game

The Liz and Dick Drinking Game
This pop culture landmark and  future instant classic airs Sunday at 9/8c on Lifetime. If you like awful stuff as much as I do, I cannot recommend this highly enough.   - When you look at the tv and don’t see Liz Taylor, but rather Lindsay Lohan feebly trying to portray her, take a drink.... Read more »
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Top 5 Puppy Bowl Storylines

It’s time once more for the biggest sporting event of the year involving baby dogs. The Puppy Bowl is here again and, if my wife is a proper barometer, America couldn’t be more excited, and also apparently wants me to stop leaving my dirty dishes in the sink. But whether you’re a diehard frolicking fan... Read more »